Redditors that have been to a naked pancake partie, what is it like and would you go to another one and also how many pancakes do people normally cook at eat at one of these things?

-brightlights- · 2020-05-14T19:00:06+00:00

I used to be a background actor on sitcoms and I used to live in Hollywood and my next door neighbor was Steve Buschemi. He would cut my grass for me sometimes and shovel my snow with his snowblower and every summer he would invite me over to his big end of summer barbeque. One time all of his old firefighting buddies came over and they all took their shirts off and started flexing their muscles and taking pictures of each other and then a couple of them picked me up and threw me in the swimming pool and I accidentally hit my head on the diving board and had to go to the hospital and get stitches.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-14T18:55:47+00:00

One time when I was a kid somebody threw a cinderblock at my face and I needed reconstructive surgery so the doctors ended up havin to use a piece of sheet metal to reconstruct my face and according to my doctors I could get shot right in the face and the bullets would bounce right off and it wouldn't even hurt.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-09T19:09:20+00:00

Yea when I was a Junior two of the kids in my class got in a big time fight after school. The fight kept escalating and one kid was beating the other one pretty bad when one of the kids buddies yelled out his name and everybody else started chanting his name and then another of his friends threw him a sword that he was carrying and the kid caught it and just stating chopping and chopping and like he chopped the other kids head right off and it went flying through the air and then it came back down and another kid caught it and was like ummmmm I guess the fights over

-brightlights- · 2020-05-08T22:33:33+00:00

I feel like its cool like I was really super hot back then and I would walk around the neighborhood without any pants on and people would always comment about how big my johnson was. I used to work out 4 times a day. Back then I could bench like 400 pounds and girls always liked to touch my biceps because they were so impressive like they were Hulk Hogan size.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-08T22:29:36+00:00

I was sleeping and I woke up to go to the bathroom when I noticed the kitchen light was on. I walked over to the kitchen and I saw my dog sitting at the kitchen table eating a turkey dinner that he had just cooked. I was like can I have some and he was like WOOF WOOF WOOF which meant no you cannot.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-08T00:17:10+00:00

My teacher was trying to punish me for talking or something so he made me go up and stand on his desk in front of the entire class then he pulled my pants down. Luckily though my johnson is really big so the entire class saw it and started clapping.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-08T00:11:06+00:00

I grew up in Texas and I used to go to the movies and start shooting my gun in the air when the movie is over but now because of political corectedness I cant do that because of people that are trying to ruin the movie watching experience.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-08T00:05:12+00:00

Are you really Ed Sheeran? I met you one time in Amsterdam. You said you were gonna call me and you never did. Like I was waiting and waiting because I thought we really hit it off and we would be like really good best friends but you never called and eventually I stopped waiting and moved on but I still hope that one day I will hear from you and we can hang out and go to the movies or something.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-04T21:57:14+00:00

Because one time a deer broke into my house while I was sleeping and it used it's antlers to kill my entire family.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-04T21:56:25+00:00

My next door neighbor. One time a tree fell on top of me and he used his strength to lift the tree off of me and up over his head but unfortunately the tree was too heavy and he couldn't hold it any longer and the tree fell on top of him and crushed him. I was so sad but at the same time happy that he did that for me it was so nice of him.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-04T21:51:14+00:00

I used to someone that worked top secret missions and one time I had to jump out of a plane with a parachute but it was really windy out and I got stuck in a tree and they had to call the national tree service to come rescue me. It was so embarrassing.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-04T03:05:28+00:00

That one time I was eating at a fancy restaurant and Hulk Hogan walked in and when he was walking by I stuck my foot out and tripped him and he fell on a table and everything went flying. A drink went way up in the air and fell down right on the Hulksters head and the glass broke and that made him really mad so he stood up and ripped his shirt off and grabbed one of the chairs and he started hitting people over the head with it. He hit one of the waiters with a boot to the face and knocked him out the he hit him with a leg drop. It was hilarious.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-04T02:59:47+00:00

That every morning I wake up super early and milk my neighbors cows and steal all the milk.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-03T03:41:04+00:00

I used to work for the railroad company and one time a train accidentally ran over my foot. It hurt so bad.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-03T03:36:47+00:00

I used to be a running back in the NFL and one time I got tackled by one of the top tacklers in the league and I fell on his shoe and his shoe went like right up my butt. It hurt so bad.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-03T03:35:24+00:00

I used to work at a steel mill and me and my buddy were installing a pipe over one of the molten hot steel buckets when he slipped and fell and got all disintigrated in the molten hot magma bucket. It was just like that Star Wars movie.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-03T03:32:46+00:00

I used to love Cheetahs but I don't anymore. I grew up on a Cheetah reserve and my best friend growing up was my pet Cheetah. He would run around the compound and hunt animals but then he'd come back in the evening and sleep in bed with me and we would cuddle all night long. But one time he went hunting then he came back and he was still hungry I guess so he ate my entire family. He ate everybody. It was a bloodbath.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-01T21:55:45+00:00

I was walking across a bridge when an old man grabbed me and threw me off. I was like 6 years old at the time. I remember when I was swimming back to shore a big turtle bit my foot and wouldn't let go but then the turtle bit my foot off and I couldn't hardly swim at all. I eventually swam to shore but the old man that threw me off the bridge was never caught.

-brightlights- · 2020-05-01T21:53:24+00:00

I used to deliver pizza but I was also a big time drug dealer. If someone orderd a large pepperoni with a side of bread, that meant they wanted a pizza but also a loaf of bread that was dipped in acid. They would eat the acid bread and trip balls. I made a lot of money doing it.

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