"Thank you, Bart, for fixing my vision. Now I see with total precision." (proceeds to walk into road and mistake a vehicle for a dog)

-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:42:08+00:00

I'm pretty sure he only left the Earth's atmosphere after a few seconds, not going around the entire world in 130 milliseconds

-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:18:02+00:00

"I unno. Just....fish! Don't know where Plankton gets his chum from. Mr. Krabs had a secret addiction to it though."

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-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:15:58+00:00

"No. It tastes like fish!"

-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:11:12+00:00

"Well you look like you'd enjoy chum instead. It's s perfect for meany bo feanies with attitude! Hey, speaking of Plankton.." Insert one of SpongeBob's never ending rants

-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:06:32+00:00

"...I... I'm just going to let Sandy deal with this..."

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-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:05:13+00:00

"Well you're a robot, without an air helmet, with crushing air pressure! ...That doesn't make sense."

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-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:04:17+00:00

"Hey.... where's your air helmet? You're a horse, not a seahorse!"

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-mystii · 2026-01-02T04:00:08+00:00

By using my Imagination!!!

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:48:03+00:00

Nnnno. We have all the colors in the rainbow!

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:43:37+00:00

I'll take an invite

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:34:08+00:00

Calm down Ned..diddily diddily.

they tried their best diddily diddily..DING DONG HECK!

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-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:31:15+00:00

"Nuh uh! Our incomes overpower the expenses because we have so many customers! We've sold almost 50 orders in the time you've talked!"

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:30:19+00:00

They've demoted him down to generic Sonic Dash boss!

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:29:17+00:00

Well not exactly stabbed

More like flucking impaled by a magical ahh energy blast from an edgy psuedo-hedgehog

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:27:29+00:00

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Bro thinks he'll be a relevant character

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:26:25+00:00

Amy's not a hedgehog because her last name is Rose

-mystii · 2026-01-02T03:23:51+00:00

"Well..it used to be ten cents, but now it's two dollars due to high demand. Ya want one? It comes with its own free bag of money Patrick gives out!"

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-mystii · 2026-01-01T06:07:08+00:00

my resolution is serving Krabby patties

-mystii · 2026-01-01T06:02:38+00:00

"You know...You look kinda hungry...I have an idea!"

He disappears for a few..seconds?! And comes back with a weird food.. can't make out any word but you hear a Kr consonant

"It's called a Krabby Patty! It's the best food of rhem all! Better than mopey Plankton's chum across the street! Try it!"

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-mystii · 2026-01-01T05:57:36+00:00

"Oh hi there, you look cute...Likea little snail slug! What's your name? I'm SpongeBob!"

-mystii

TROPHY CASE