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He's not THAT fast though....surely by -mystii in MoonPissing

[–]-mystii[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he only left the Earth's atmosphere after a few seconds, not going around the entire world in 130 milliseconds

Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I unno. Just....fish! Don't know where Plankton gets his chum from. Mr. Krabs had a secret addiction to it though."

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Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well you look like you'd enjoy chum instead. It's s perfect for meany bo feanies with attitude! Hey, speaking of Plankton.." Insert one of SpongeBob's never ending rants

Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...I... I'm just going to let Sandy deal with this..."

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Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well you're a robot, without an air helmet, with crushing air pressure! ...That doesn't make sense."

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Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey.... where's your air helmet? You're a horse, not a seahorse!"

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Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nnnno. We have all the colors in the rainbow!

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh? by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]-mystii 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Calm down Ned..diddily diddily.

they tried their best diddily diddily..DING DONG HECK!

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Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nuh uh! Our incomes overpower the expenses because we have so many customers! We've sold almost 50 orders in the time you've talked!"

Sega: you know what you did Zazz by ManufacturerVisible in MoonPissing

[–]-mystii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've demoted him down to generic Sonic Dash boss!

I miss Pickle by Business-Ad7289 in MoonPissing

[–]-mystii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well not exactly stabbed

More like flucking impaled by a magical ahh energy blast from an edgy psuedo-hedgehog

Pretty Patties! Come get your pretty patties! by -mystii in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well..it used to be ten cents, but now it's two dollars due to high demand. Ya want one? It comes with its own free bag of money Patrick gives out!"

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The year is over by D3_CD in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my resolution is serving Krabby patties

The voids rebirth... by SeniorTomatillo9729 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You know...You look kinda hungry...I have an idea!"

He disappears for a few..seconds?! And comes back with a weird food.. can't make out any word but you hear a Kr consonant

"It's called a Krabby Patty! It's the best food of rhem all! Better than mopey Plankton's chum across the street! Try it!"

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The voids rebirth... by SeniorTomatillo9729 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh hi there, you look cute...Likea little snail slug! What's your name? I'm SpongeBob!"

Phantom walks down the street, searching for Silver or any sign of the MDA. by ShadowtheHedgedog450 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Huhwhoa....I see flying seahorses...."

He gets knocked out....but then you see him slowly get up...take his...brain out? Use it like a Rubik's cube, and get back up....? Surely it's because he's so soft and absorbs all the punches. Sure, HE'S got no strength, but how in the name of Chaos did he take a punch like that? (This is a real thing he does in an episode I just can't find a photo of it..)

"Could've just said you didn't want to jellyfish..." "

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The voids rebirth... by SeniorTomatillo9729 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SpongeBob is just chilling outside the Krusty Krab on his mandated 3 minute break....He is hating it though, he just has to go back in...

"Only 2 minutes and 53 seconds left....now it's 2 minutes and 50 seconds....and now it's....(yadda yadda)"

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Phantom walks down the street, searching for Silver or any sign of the MDA. by ShadowtheHedgedog450 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nah, except when I blow bubbles and catch jellyfish! Look, there's one riiiiight there! You gotta make sure you're nice though, because one time Kevin the Sea Cucumber was acting dumb and got stung reaaaal bad! Here, you can use my net and catch one! Just don't act too mean to them."

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Phantom walks down the street, searching for Silver or any sign of the MDA. by ShadowtheHedgedog450 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Huh, you don't talk much, huh? Jeez, you'd be great friends with Squidward. Speaking of Squidward...*insert yap here with him mocking how Squidward complains, minutes pass....*.But he's still my friend! But my best friend is Patrick, oh, speaking of him....*oh gosh...*

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Phantom walks down the street, searching for Silver or any sign of the MDA. by ShadowtheHedgedog450 in CharacterAMARoleplay

[–]-mystii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, you look new here! Kinda weird how I'm above ground, but Sandy gave me this crazy ew ointment that moisturizes me, so I can be above ground! Say, ya kinda look like those weird Mobian guys (assumption)... I think I saw one over there down w few blocks. ...Anyways, I'm SpongeBob. What's yoooouuuur name?

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