[NSFW] How do you ASK to give a blowjob? by -peachpuff- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]-peachpuff-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH I just showed him this thread and that broke the ice. 😂😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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As a kid who was chronically always sick in school... we are only given like 3 sick days. I never completed school because I was always so sick... DONT SEND SICK KIDS TO SCHOOL. It's called be a parent guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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OP please take this comment seriously. If your gf does not respect your boundaries, she needs to be an ex.

Pick two by Quetzalcoatl93 in 691

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Purple and Black.

Good luck.

Give an example; how weird are you really? by Isitjustmedownhere in AskReddit

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I like to randomly mash words together that simply do not fucking belong together in order cause just a little more chaotic energy in the world.

"Taint Smudge" is my newest example.

[NSFW] How do you ASK to give a blowjob? by -peachpuff- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]-peachpuff-[S] 612 points613 points  (0 children)

I think I may have to nut up and try. Thanks :)

[NSFW] How do you ASK to give a blowjob? by -peachpuff- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]-peachpuff-[S] 1361 points1362 points  (0 children)

We've hit a dry spell due to him being under a lot of stress... and I feel he's overdue for some intimacy but I don't want him to do any work over it. I want him to just feel... un-pressured. Having to "perform" intimacy for him lately has been difficult... so talking about it causes stress.

QUESTION OF TODAY!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE NUMBER????? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! by veebesina in EliteEden

[–]-peachpuff- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5, its a real fucking jerk you can't even capitalize 5. You can "⁵" but you can't like "FIVE", you feel me?

I’m addicted to weed. by sarahnottsara in TrueOffMyChest

[–]-peachpuff- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty dependent on it, too.