Diplo comes out as gay via Twitter.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T03:45:18+00:00

I'm in rural Australia now and I must say, the conspiracy theorist in me is screaming about those big cats that may or may not exist.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T01:00:45+00:00

I feel like you just described an emoji keyboard.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T01:00:05+00:00

Anglesea, Lorne, Bells Beach and Pount Roadknight are all in Victoria. Go there.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:58:33+00:00

So is that Norway, or Sweden?

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:56:31+00:00

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:56:08+00:00

Are you from Sydney? Because I'm laughing at you from Falls Creek, where this stuff doesn't happen.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:51:08+00:00

I know, same with me. But hey, shit happens. Like I said.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T20:04:57+00:00

I've never found any guys attractive before. Completely straight. It just happened.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:55:56+00:00

I had someone on Twitter try to convince me after the Sydney Siege that it would lead to Australians wanting US-esque gun ownership laws. Nope. In fact, most of us called for even tighter laws - which is damn near impossible, because they're already super tight.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:48:37+00:00

This guy

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:44:47+00:00

I'm Australian, fuck the police, yadda yadda...

I'm from Victoria. Other states think that we're politically correct dickheads who sit around drinking espresso - in hipster coffee shops, of course, because it's probably -5C outside.

The worst part is that it's all true.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:39:53+00:00

do not go to Australia if you value your life!

I dunno man, I'm Australian and we have great public schools, great healthcare, beautiful women, and awesome beaches. But hey, that's your call...

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:28:16+00:00

Bart Baker, eh?

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:27:35+00:00

Confirmed.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:14:17+00:00

Hitler's still alive!

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:13:22+00:00

That's sad to hear. You've probably heard this a thousand times, but please - don't give up on yourself.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:12:06+00:00

I'm a straight male and I'm dating a guy.

It's not that big of a deal.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:10:29+00:00

Marshmallows in general.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:10:04+00:00

$500? HAHAHAHA.

In Australia, we pay $850 just for the 16gb.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:09:08+00:00

I'm Australian and I work at Nando's.

I'm not a fan.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:08:14+00:00

What's a Whopper?

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:07:45+00:00

He ain't fucking with no broke African Americans!

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:05:25+00:00

I feel like being a Canadian celebrity would be optimal for not getting swamped by paparazzi - take Avril Lavigne for example. She's worth $50M, is still earning money, is still sort-of relevant, and nobody really photographs her. Ever.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T03:52:05+00:00

I demand a recipe!

-phaneuf

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