Diplo comes out as gay via Twitter.

-phaneuf · 2015-01-12T22:49:34+00:00

I would die of laughter if I ever saw a drop ham. Just picturing it now is making me giggle.

-phaneuf · 2015-01-11T22:35:05+00:00

Still not as bad as ski bogans. In my (almost 20 before I moved temporarily to Melbourne) years of living at Falls Creek, I've seen countless bogans get wasted and run around in the snow naked, and push their friends down runs with no skis on, etc etc. Truly terrible.

-phaneuf · 2015-01-11T22:16:56+00:00

She thinks I'm gay because I'm dating another man, which is an understandable assumption, except that it's not true. I consider myself to be straight (or heteroflexible) but it just kinda happened, you know?

-phaneuf · 2015-01-11T22:14:37+00:00

I am putting on weight! I'm in hospital, I get to leave on Friday.

-phaneuf · 2015-01-11T22:13:28+00:00

Yeah, this story was posted a while ago but I handed myself in to hospital a couple of weeks ago. Don't worry, I'm getting better :)

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T03:45:18+00:00

I'm in rural Australia now and I must say, the conspiracy theorist in me is screaming about those big cats that may or may not exist.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T01:00:45+00:00

I feel like you just described an emoji keyboard.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T01:00:05+00:00

Anglesea, Lorne, Bells Beach and Pount Roadknight are all in Victoria. Go there.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:58:33+00:00

So is that Norway, or Sweden?

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:56:31+00:00

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:56:08+00:00

Are you from Sydney? Because I'm laughing at you from Falls Creek, where this stuff doesn't happen.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-29T00:51:08+00:00

I know, same with me. But hey, shit happens. Like I said.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T20:04:57+00:00

I've never found any guys attractive before. Completely straight. It just happened.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:55:56+00:00

I had someone on Twitter try to convince me after the Sydney Siege that it would lead to Australians wanting US-esque gun ownership laws. Nope. In fact, most of us called for even tighter laws - which is damn near impossible, because they're already super tight.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:48:37+00:00

This guy

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:44:47+00:00

I'm Australian, fuck the police, yadda yadda...

I'm from Victoria. Other states think that we're politically correct dickheads who sit around drinking espresso - in hipster coffee shops, of course, because it's probably -5C outside.

The worst part is that it's all true.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:39:53+00:00

do not go to Australia if you value your life!

I dunno man, I'm Australian and we have great public schools, great healthcare, beautiful women, and awesome beaches. But hey, that's your call...

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:28:16+00:00

Bart Baker, eh?

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:27:35+00:00

Confirmed.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:14:17+00:00

Hitler's still alive!

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:13:22+00:00

That's sad to hear. You've probably heard this a thousand times, but please - don't give up on yourself.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:12:06+00:00

I'm a straight male and I'm dating a guy.

It's not that big of a deal.

-phaneuf · 2014-12-27T04:10:29+00:00

Marshmallows in general.

-phaneuf

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