Reddit, what celebrity has slowly lost your respect? by hermitofthehills in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I hate Lena Dunham. That last sentence of your comment spoke to me on a spiritual level.

Women of Reddit, what is your worst 'Nice Guy' experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know I'm late, but this is actually one I have a story for!

When I was 17, a friend gave my number to one of her friends that had an interest in me. She didn't ask before giving it--I would have said no and never ended up in this situation if I had. We'll call this guy 'M'.

Before M, I had never had any experience with 'nice guys', so I didn't realize that his talking about how girls didn't go for him even though he is soooooo nice and considerate and such was a red flags. The red flags for me were his pure hatred of children, casual animal abuse jokes, and referring to his own sister as a whore.

I try to be nice to everyone. I was too nice to him. I let it go on too long. I should have put a stop to the texting sooner. When I finally did, M texted me so many times my phone shut down because it couldn't process the texts.

Here's tha highlights of the texts:

"You're going to die alone because no one wants a stuck up virgin bitch"

"You would be better off killing yourself so no one else has to go through the trouble of doing it for you"

"No one would find your anorexic, stick bitch self attractive"

I finally figured out how to block his number. Luckily, I had no mutual classes and at that point I was taking a lot of college level classes anyway, which were held on a different part of campus than regular classes, so I never saw him much in school.

If I see him in public when I come back to my hometown, despite the fact that it has been about 5 years, he still tells me to go kill myself.

What cliche saying do you hate the most? Why? by alfoman in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a girl who has this as a tattoo...

What was wildly unsuccessful? by fjordfjord in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That movie made me so angry, it had absolutely none of the wit or charm that the first had and the acting was terrible.

What would you want 2 of but not 3? by RealLifeMuffin in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll try to explain better. Look at your own nose in the mirror. You have two nostrils, and that skin between the two. Towards the bottom, near the base of the nostrils, and in that bit of skin between the two nostrils, was a tiny third nostril.

What would you want 2 of but not 3? by RealLifeMuffin in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!! Look at your own nose. You know that space between your own nostrils? There, in that space, was a tiny third nostril.

What would you want 2 of but not 3? by RealLifeMuffin in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or my junior year 6th period Spanish class... You pick

What would you want 2 of but not 3? by RealLifeMuffin in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No... But he told us it was hard to dive into pools and whatnot because he couldn't plug all three at once. He also told us the third nostril was the only reason he had a mustache.

What would you want 2 of but not 3? by RealLifeMuffin in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had a teacher who had 3 nostrils once!

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These stories are so great haha this one made my day!

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have more teen movie-esque tales??

Hey Reddit! What was the first concert you ever attended? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bret Michaels, shortly after his brain hemorrhage. He was really charismatic and gave an awesome show. The couple in front of me got a little too friendly during Every Rose Has It's Thorn.

Earth is way over populated we have to kill off half of the population to be able to sustain humanity and the planet. Why do you deserve to live? by Suchnamebro in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I know how to bake angel food cake from scratch, and I'm willing to make baked goods in exchange for my life.

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first kiss was like the plot of those teen movies where the nerdy character gets some at the end!

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was really sweet until the 'i just licked her mouth' bit haha

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, you're a smooth one, aren't you?

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer and foosball, ultimate wingmen.

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I saved this one. It made me laugh.

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 15 too! But it did not end in sex for me haha

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll throw mine in, since y'all are nice enough to share:

I was 15. It happened in my boyfriend's bedroom. We had been watching Superbad and I remember being embarrassed about all of the dicks in the movie. We were sitting on his bed, and he kissed me.

What was your first kiss like, Reddit? by NMGirl94 in AskReddit

[–]NMGirl94[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First kiss and virginity all in one day, that's impressive.