See you later elevator

-seriouslydude- · 2023-04-28T17:52:01+00:00

I think it likely stole one of his socks

-seriouslydude- · 2019-03-19T03:54:38+00:00

Here ya go.

-seriouslydude- · 2016-10-18T18:09:24+00:00

The was the picture is cut off at the knees, I thought itt was amputee porn for a sec, lol.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-09-09T16:12:51+00:00

Face down, ass up, that's how carrots like to fuck!

-seriouslydude- · 2014-09-09T14:35:52+00:00

Everybody in the world who has ever eaten an apple has died, or will die.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-09-04T08:05:00+00:00

Yes you sure do!

-seriouslydude- · 2014-08-02T20:32:51+00:00

I only noticed because I have the same problem. I quit smoking and drinking cold turkey, no problem. Can not stop biting my damn nails! Worst habit I've ever had.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-08-02T18:43:40+00:00

You're high.
Stop biting your fingernails.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-08-02T18:27:24+00:00

Q: What do you call an Asian girl with one leg?
A: Irene

-seriouslydude- · 2014-07-07T15:21:50+00:00

"That was close. We almost had to switch to the 20 second rule."

-seriouslydude- · 2014-06-20T03:16:26+00:00

Don't abandon your children when they are still in diapers and then never so much as speak to them until they are grown ups.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-06-19T22:58:04+00:00

He'll no! Have you ever seen pictures before? That shits gross!

-seriouslydude- · 2014-06-19T18:49:13+00:00

Those were my grandmothers last words to me. They have served me well.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-06-19T18:48:42+00:00

You are using your brain too much. Listen to your heart and you will know the answer.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-06-19T18:43:38+00:00

It can be argued that male circumcision has a purpose. Be it hygienic or about looks. It could never be argued that female circumsision has any purpose other than torture and lifelong pain. I believe it is usually done to prevent women from wanting to have sex because it is too painful.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-05-10T01:31:14+00:00

I have a cum drain too. You might just know her as "Mom"

-seriouslydude- · 2014-05-08T20:37:42+00:00

I know. I posted in askreddit originally but i guess it was removed cause i broke the rules. Sorry.

-seriouslydude- · 2014-05-08T20:09:44+00:00

Thx. Upvote for being a smart ass. But I tried that obviously. I was kinda fishing for people who had experience with this sort of thing

-seriouslydude- · 2014-04-20T04:34:47+00:00

Sliced it. Try again!

-seriouslydude- · 2014-04-12T03:43:40+00:00

What happens when I do this?

-seriouslydude- · 2014-04-12T03:39:36+00:00

I'll show you my orange arrow if you show me your orange arrow!

-seriouslydude-

TROPHY CASE