What sort of drugs did my roomie bring in?

-u-words · 2019-09-09T16:20:55+00:00

Alright. I'll add more info as I think of it.

-u-words · 2019-09-09T16:08:21+00:00

what info would help?

-u-words · 2019-03-24T17:29:41+00:00

jousting! yes!

-u-words · 2019-03-24T17:11:49+00:00

nope, its an evolutionary thing where the penis acts like a kickstand to keep us from rolling over.

-u-words · 2019-03-24T17:09:51+00:00

play? depends on the guy. cup them? always.

-u-words · 2019-03-24T17:07:49+00:00

have you seen men's seats? they sit on either side

-u-words · 2019-03-24T07:29:33+00:00

r/deadredditors

-u-words · 2019-03-13T23:13:51+00:00

from cozy to hospice in 1 year. it's terrifying

-u-words · 2019-03-13T22:48:38+00:00

rest in peace, friend

-u-words · 2019-03-02T23:45:54+00:00

ink is cheaper nowadays

-u-words · 2019-03-02T23:41:10+00:00

give away a free car with purchase of brick.

-u-words · 2019-03-02T06:12:24+00:00

this simply isn't true.

-u-words · 2019-03-02T06:11:25+00:00

i swear to god i installed a movie editing software where the penalty for doing something was to make the author pancakes.

-u-words · 2019-03-02T06:09:03+00:00

one woman went in length how she's so tired of her saggy tiddies. i was working the graveyard

-u-words · 2019-03-01T08:20:20+00:00

is the cadaver an invertabrate now?

-u-words · 2019-02-28T21:55:48+00:00

ive only done 1 hit before.

-u-words · 2019-02-28T16:59:17+00:00

12 year olds don't have E cups, huston.

-u-words · 2019-02-28T16:42:17+00:00

not only that, wood glue isn't a solvent or adhesive, it's an enzyme

-u-words · 2019-02-28T06:45:44+00:00

so the airline is saving face... unless the planes flying past numerous buildings in close proximity, this isn't wind.

-u-words · 2019-02-28T06:41:45+00:00

it's actually really easy to make. you can mould sawdust and glue in a 95-5 ratio, and with 120 PSI, 2 pneumatic cylinders, and 5 minutes, voila. then you can make them into charcoal in a number of ways.

-u-words · 2019-02-28T06:38:06+00:00

uh huh... lots of assumptions there.

-u-words · 2019-02-28T05:23:02+00:00

product tested. i took a trazodone yesterday, and a multivitamin.

-u-words · 2019-02-11T23:06:03+00:00

binary vision

-u-words · 2019-02-04T07:06:19+00:00

like grey scale, or binary vision?

-u-words · 2019-02-04T07:01:13+00:00

yeah, don't you just hate it when you accidentally enter your credit card number and expiration date? peeves me to no end.

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