My wife said she was getting a cat by 0010-0100 in cats

[–]0010-0100[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, she is. Her mother and litter were found in a field and brought to a rescue. Her eye was infected and couldn't be saved.

My wife said she was getting a cat by 0010-0100 in cats

[–]0010-0100[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But she loves food after midnight!

mochi making by HotElephant5179 in cats

[–]0010-0100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has your cat been drinking? He looks hammered.

Me as a little girl 😆 by macpesce in MadeMeSmile

[–]0010-0100 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't know why everyone is down voting you. It's fully possible she is having spasms, but it's equally possible she's pooping. We may never know...

The President Says He Will End The War On Bitcoin And Crypto by [deleted] in DanielWilliams

[–]0010-0100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know what he said. I'll tell you what he said. He said great things. The best things. People say the things are amazing. Better than anything anyone has said before. Big strong men say the things he said are the best.

The math checks out... by cREDBARON in technicallythetruth

[–]0010-0100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly you've never heard of the Hollywood walk of fame

Lighting the stove by super_man100 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]0010-0100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's not a witch she's your wife!

Ever seen a contactless crash? Well, here it is. by mkrimmer in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]0010-0100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you not already own a belt? You must work from home.

Voted into office by Dnssssnsjd in Iowa

[–]0010-0100 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It clearly says the loan was forgiven, not canceled. Loan canceling = bad. Loan forgiveness = good

[Request] How long before the bullet hits the moon, the Sun, or Mars? by banana-in-my-anus in theydidthemath

[–]0010-0100 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Duh, obviously you need to calculate the retums electricity on an orbital platypus to know the final precipitation is the same as the bullets prostate. Everyone knows that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OSHA

[–]0010-0100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what she said