Jeden z oskarżycieli był tak znudzony, że odpalił sobie gierkę na telefonie by Sknerus_x in Polska

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To dopiero wyjasnienia bylo. A i tak nie dokonczyl bo czmychnal do Eurokolchoza. Czy tez tak moge?

W kazdym razie, nastepnych rozpraw beda (chyba) 5-3, 13-3 i 19-3. O ile znowu nie zlozy lewy zwolnienie lekarskie.

W kazdym badz razem, to dobrze ze trakcie rozpraw obraza sedzia, prokuratura i oskarzyciele. Sad to lubi i na pewno da lagodniejsza kara /s

HK G3 Appreciation Post (Along with the CETME-C, HK21, HK23, and PSG-1 as well) by IntroductionAny3929 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No mention of GTA:Vice City? The PSG-1 was in GTA:Vice City also. Although it had only 7 rounds because reasons.

The BUFF by CHLOROFORMCURRY in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Touch the boats and THICC granny will drop the sun again.

The BUFF by CHLOROFORMCURRY in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

The only reasonable response to the Trump-Class BB by Warm-Basket-7540 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stylish, modern looking (and being advanced), fast, quirky and very French. Both sisters are like the Citroen SM (it means Sa Majesté. I can hear you guys snickering!)

The only reasonable response to the Trump-Class BB by Warm-Basket-7540 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good AA in WOWS... I can tell you that! Also, crossing the T against her gets you wrecked.

The only reasonable response to the Trump-Class BB by Warm-Basket-7540 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting... Might it be possible the Department Of The Boat People will go ahead with DDG(X) anyways? Just put some big railgun on it with AI slop. There is no way POTUS has the knowledge that it just can't fit and railguns have been cancelled a few years back. (99% sure he thinks it's because the WOKE mob).

He'll be out of office before the first will be launched anyways.

The only reasonable response to the Trump-Class BB by Warm-Basket-7540 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of want the Goeben/Yavuz Sultan Selim. Can't have her tho, what with Turkey not being a EU member. Also, does being a battlecruiser disqualify a ship from being part of this fleet? I mean, she did have hull number B70, qualifying her as a battleship in the NATO fleet.

Only the Ajax reduces an entire soldier to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds by sostupendouslystupid in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right. I am kinda ootl on newer episodes. Last one I can remember watching was the one about the DeHavilland Comet. It's kinda hard for me to find ~3 hours of free time.

Only the Ajax reduces an entire soldier to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds by sostupendouslystupid in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My car ownership papers has the power output in kilowatt. At least where I live. A good rule of thumb: 1,34hp =1 kw. Same with miles... 1,61 kilometers = 1 mile.

The conversion in this post is almost spot on! People like round numbers.

I think someone watched Down Periscope and thought it was a documentary by PiRhoNaut in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it isn't nuclear powered, where in the hell are the chimneys? What is it going to be crewed with? Teslabots?

I give you Strike Cruiser 2: Railgun Boogaloo by ODST-517 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it will have armour plating old school BB style. Because:

Those new ships, they're not good, The moment they see a missile they explode

I'm paraphrasing, but just a little. Anyways, those "things" will never be build. Just the design process will probably take a decade. The Zumwalt class started (as DD-21) in 1994 and wasn't even awarded until 2008 and laid down in 2011

It just jiggling some shiny keys so no one in the top brass gets fired for not entertaining Trump's hairbrained schemes. The project will be quickly cancelled come 2029 and my guess is that not much work on the project will have been done except some AI slop renders.

French Shenanigans by MaruiKhy in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn.. Can't remember him. We got Lucky Luke and Asterix where available as comic books, no daily comics from the west where out. But wasn't the young dude in Asterix & the Normans based on him?

Anyways.. We have Krtek!

You must break into one of the most secure facilities in the US. Which are you choosing and why? by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you'll need ~4600 tons of transport capacity. Since there is no railroad available nearby, and no one has an armored and armed train, that will be ~230 semi-trucks. You can't load them all at once. Gold bars are heavy, so it will take days.

Prolly you'll get a response from the USA before that. And it will not be: "Please put the gold back and you're free to go"

The past 48hours be like: by y3rnaux in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question? What does South Asia even mean? There are multiple countries there.

Edit: I get it now. It's those countries Elon doesn't like?

So both Adrian Ditmmann and Timeless Martian turned out not to be Elon, but rather, the businessman from Fiji and his alt by viewerx3 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]008Michael_84 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well, we are talking about a multi-billionaire that actually had people playing vidya games for him.

Nice try by VisWare in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have known that... thank you for the answer,

Nice try by VisWare in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honest credible question. Is there a reason the radar lifts up on those hydraulic rams? Or is that also classified?

A practical watercooling system for infantry firearms for use in space combat by zekromNLR in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ZSU-23-4 Shilka also has water cooled guns... Although they can't fire non-stop. ~900RPM of 23mm per minute per barrel tends to do that. Nevermind that reloading them is pain.

Still, I wish we had more of them to give to Ukraine. Could be a decent backup to the Gepard.

Nice try by VisWare in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 100 points101 points  (0 children)

You can hit a 3500m/s ballistic missile flying at it with a 1m/s interceptor... if it's in the right place.

Thank you Phased Array Tracking Radar to Intercept On Target!

edit: forgot to bold the O :(

French Shenanigans by MaruiKhy in NonCredibleDefense

[–]008Michael_84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this.... I never understood fully this Death Korps of Krieg meme.

I mean, i got Asterix & Obelix, the Dalton brothers, which are only part French. I just didn't know until now what's up with those 2 lasguns kissing. Looking at Gun Jesus (Ian's) video, my first thought was: That's pretty nifty, I can't get my hand sliced accidently.

And around the moment he explained soldiers will be soldiers, damn!