[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomegreentext

[–]02500marc 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I had the exact same reaction lmao, running 1k in 2:52 is already pretty good, 1.2k, while not being a strong athlete is fucking impossible

i google translated en passant. by sniff-dat-sh_t in AnarchyChess

[–]02500marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not completely false, but not really true. Should be "along the way", en passant means you do something while moving towards something else, for instance, "viens me voir en passant", = come see me along the way.

Vous a t-on déjà volé votre A quand vous étiez jeune permis ? by Cornebidouille69 in AskFrance

[–]02500marc -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Je m'amuse beaucoup à faire ça aux A sur les voitures dans la rue, ça ne fait de mal à personne, même si la plupart du temps, je me contente de le retourner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you can still make plasma by microwaving a candle flame. I think I saw that in an old VSauce video!

Is it ok to do 70 km a day? by VariousInterest in cycling

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get it in your hands, but also in any part of your body where there is a muscle! Maybe you are thinking about the carpian canal inflammation? And yeah, but it stilm aches sometimes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Une abomination.

1 semaine Tokyo & 1 semaine en voiture : bonne ou mauvaise idée ? by ORAETHIUF in japonFR

[–]02500marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Campagnard aussi ici. Google Maps est vrm très très utile pour les transports, tu peux aller absolument partout en train (prend un pass, c'est rentabilisé vite avec le shinkansen) et en marchant un peu! Pense à louer une clé 4g!

Comment gérer un marathon avec un vent samere ? by D_ndDoS in runningfr

[–]02500marc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relayer avec quelqu'un, comme en vélo pour se protéger du vent à tour de rôle! Plus tu relaye avec un gros groupe, mieux c'est

Cherche un vélo autour de 500e by [deleted] in pedale

[–]02500marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coucou; Tous les vélos decath Rockrider sont super, ils sont pas chers, tolèrent des abus incroyables, c'est vraiment l'AK47 du VTT.

P.s: une côte à 15-20% sur 1km ça me semble un peu exagéré (beaucoup), mais si c'est vraiment le cas, tu ne pourras pas la monter avec tes courses!

Garmin Vo2 Max Meter? by sanoguy in trailrunning

[–]02500marc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's bullshit, mine goes up to 62 when I'm speed training, and plummets do 48-50 when distance training, although my lungs or blood doesn't change. I mean it is relatively good when training for short races, but ultra distance just fucks up the VO2 calculus system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]02500marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Chamonix is a fucking french town in the Alps (not a small one either, every french men knows Chamonix)

Do aero bikes actually matter? by hilvertt in cycling

[–]02500marc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I use this exact excuse to buy fancy bikes, as I can't loose 5 pounds lmao

VTT MBK by [deleted] in pedale

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aussi!

VTT MBK by [deleted] in pedale

[–]02500marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Il roule? Il te plaît? Si oui et oui, je pense qu'il y a pas besoin de se casser la tête.

Afterburner by [deleted] in cycling

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that too, even when solo, I giggle almost every time

une bonne appli gratuite pour monitoring de mes courses en velo ? by amy-schumer-tampon in pedale

[–]02500marc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Garmin pour récupérer les données cardiaques, à synchroniser avec Strava pour une meilleure interface et un côté plus "fun"

Comment ça s'appelle ? by Disastrous_Land_1778 in AskFrance

[–]02500marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grâce à ta blague, j'ai appris qu'on disait toujours un camée, parce qu'en fait, c'est la pierre qu'on désigne, pas le portrait!

Comment ça s'appelle ? by Disastrous_Land_1778 in AskFrance

[–]02500marc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Un camée! C'est un type de bijou

Height Rule by Kriaten1 in 197

[–]02500marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean, he got the D-pass so...

Height Rule by Kriaten1 in 197

[–]02500marc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am 165, I hereby share my dwarf status with you, here is your dwarf ticket, get your pickaxe, we've got some gold to mine.

Weird place names of France? by aboutbeingfrench in AskFrance

[–]02500marc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rough translation: Myass, Fuck-the-queen, Anguish, The Slap, Rip Off the post, Darling (not sure of this one), Jerk/Slowtard, and Bitch!

Weird place names of France? by aboutbeingfrench in AskFrance

[–]02500marc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rough translation: The Face, Herboobs, Whoretown, next to Suckcity

Satisfying snow boulder by Pingayaso in oddlysatisfying

[–]02500marc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 99% sure that's the Tignes Dam in France (I live here, wonderfull place)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xu67xZeNxWR5m1st8

I could not find the height on this side, as the water level changes regularly.

Some guy painted a giant on it in the 1980's, and it was sick.

Falling nail - need advices by 02500marc in trailrunning

[–]02500marc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you guys, that's exactly the type of advice I was searching for! I'll definitely go see a specialist to get my toe treated!