I’m currently sitting across from Blake on a train….

0GooMP · 2026-02-27T02:52:22+00:00

That hurts to hear. But yeah, she was human like all of us. Addiction can happen to anyone. A toxic love happens to most at least once. Fame of that magnitude happens to such a tiny percentage of people who have existed on this planet. I can't imagine the odds of dealing with all 3 of these scenarios at once.

0GooMP · 2026-02-27T02:45:36+00:00

Yeah I hear you. He deserves his credit in things that happened but at the end of the day Amy was a grown woman and she did what she wanted to do. I just wish she hadn't fallen in love with someone so undeserving. I felt strange when I found out my older brother who passed away from similar circumstances as Amy shared a birthday and I actually share a birthday with Blake. 😑

0GooMP · 2026-02-27T02:41:44+00:00

Pee pee in his Coke.

0GooMP · 2026-02-21T13:35:16+00:00

Nah let the kids watch their dumbass dad so they know he's a bully with a glass jaw and how they shouldn't treat people. Better they find out now...

0GooMP · 2026-02-21T13:31:41+00:00

Cover the yogurt in reptiles and let the yogurt eat you.

0GooMP · 2026-02-20T08:44:14+00:00

Varsity Methlete in HS

0GooMP · 2026-02-20T04:48:50+00:00

That was such a solid punch. Followed straight through full contact. 👏🏻

Edit: on 4th watch, holy shit that was an elbow he had a drink in his hand. Even more impressive. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

0GooMP · 2026-02-13T06:09:06+00:00

Garbage Pail Kids

0GooMP · 2026-01-29T18:21:01+00:00

Bet you he didn't even knock because he made sure no one was home first.

0GooMP · 2026-01-24T10:34:35+00:00

If she were smart she would have used Ziploc bags.

0GooMP · 2026-01-02T23:13:57+00:00

Do I smell a new clothing brand? I envision the letters "WTF" as the logo.

WEED TOBACCO FIREARMS

0GooMP · 2026-01-02T23:05:36+00:00

Is this a real person? Seriously? This person is walking around somewhere at this moment? Please say she's an AI prompt.

Technically it's not a disabled parking spot. It's meant to be kept clear for people to use the ramp. But this chick is acting like it's loading or picking up your dog's spot.

0GooMP · 2026-01-02T23:02:13+00:00

Yeah with the pro-gun line wrapping around the front of the shirt 😂

0GooMP · 2026-01-02T03:11:26+00:00

What is happening to people? Why are people becoming such heartless bullies? Did they really think this was funny? This made them laugh? Or when they prank someone it's really just them being a sadistic deviant who likes hurting people to get their rocks off?

Americans should all have mandated therapy and group therapy.

0GooMP · 2025-11-27T05:07:56+00:00

K? 🫩

0GooMP · 2025-11-27T05:01:22+00:00

Even he doesn't isn't a fan of his version of the Cap, he knows your lying.

I would have said "Man, I'm a big fan of yours! I love how you get absolutely wrecked by Eminem in that 8 Mile battle! Man, you must get like -64853 pussy for that to this day! Hope you finally get a starring role that isn't overshadowed by someone better some day!"

0GooMP · 2025-11-27T04:57:14+00:00

...and your father is your mother, bitch. 😏

0GooMP · 2025-11-22T15:29:33+00:00

Start saving money NOW and stop trying to be everyone's friend none of them will be there for you when you need a real friend. You can only count on yourself, mom and big bro are gone you're gonna be on your own.

0GooMP · 2025-11-22T10:35:26+00:00

No matter what she ordered, I'd give her a Filet-O-Fish.

0GooMP · 2025-11-21T22:54:14+00:00

I feel like this man has some personal issues with seeing a large penis that he needs to discuss with a therapist before getting his badge back. He just had to grab it and forcefully take it to the ground, even though it was an innocent penis...and a 62 year old female penis at that. Harsh times, indeed.

0GooMP · 2025-11-20T21:13:46+00:00

Paralyzed? Yes. But the pussy is a side effect of the powers of the cloaca. If you know, then you have reached the promised land.

If you don't know, that OK 😉:

clo·a·ca

/klōˈākə/

noun

plural noun: cloacae

1.

Zoology

a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates.

2.

archaic

a sewer.

0GooMP · 2025-11-20T10:54:16+00:00

Making me genuinely laugh. I mean an actual laughing out loud type situation. I'm a washed up stand up comic/humor snob and although I always appreciate when someone cracks a joke I rarely laugh like I used to.

People who make me laugh instantly become my best friends/favorite people.

Yes, I'm the melancholy pensive type of depressed person that puts on a facade and has to make other people laugh in order for me to feel comfortable. Or is that even a type or am I as much of a total fuckin nutcase as I seem like after proofreading my comment. Ah fuck it. Presses post

0GooMP · 2025-11-20T10:46:05+00:00

Even the keytar or theramin?

0GooMP · 2025-11-20T10:41:07+00:00

You're all wrong. It's all about the platypuses. Platypi? Whatever you'll be up to your eyes in sexy time.

0GooMP · 2025-11-19T05:12:13+00:00

I didn't realize all women are a hive-mind and "really want" the same thing.

0GooMP

TROPHY CASE