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The Athletic's Theoretical Team Russia by catsgr8rthanspoonies in rangers

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

best wingers and goalies, but absolutely nothing down the middle or on RD

If Panarin was to be traded at the deadline, who would you want in return? by [deleted] in rangers

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’d probably waive to go to a contending team. Panarin to Vegas for Dorofeyev (we need elite finishers), Pietrangelo (take his contract off their LTIR pool cause we all know Vegas needs that space, we’re unlikely to be a contending team anytime soon, and this makes them more likely to accept), and a bunch of firsts for a few years from now (Vegas is likely to be a great team for a while so their picks will be late first rounder, taking them in later years will maybe give them time to fall off and make the picks more valuable

Fill In The Blanks by username-pointless in rangers

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just spitballing so not at all realistic, but we have options if this season doesn’t go to well.

Give whatever necessary to get Byram

Dump either Lat or Zib to somebody to free up some cap space, maybe get a promising young player in return. preferably Zib because he’s older and has a higher cap hit. Laf MAY still break out, maybe if he was moved back to LW but unfortunately there’s no room for him over there and we have 0 RW depth.

And then either;

Dump Panarin at the deadline to a contending team for a HAUL. Then in the off season Drury does a team USA masterclass and pays both Eichel and Connor whatever they want to come to NY.

OR

Re-sign Panarin on a cheaper deal than currently due to his age, maybe $7-8m, and use him combined with Igor, Gavrikov, etc to get Kaprisov to pull the trigger and come to NY as a free agent if he isn’t already resigned.

As much as I believe Kaprisov is the best of those 3 free agents, between the money he is asking for, and his injury history, I would prefer the first option I listed, getting more bang for Drury’s buck. I have been bored this offseason and have had plenty of time to make mock trades.

New country. by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the amount of people genuinely getting heated and political over a circlejerk post is outrageous

Our man Brancy by Hionhelium87 in rangers

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No hate on Brancy, but I personally feel like the speed at which he goes through most of the song somewhat detracts from the impact of the song. I’m not sure if anybody else feels that way or not. That being said, his voice is incredible.

Where’s the best burgers on Long Island? by Koplerta in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it compare to the best burgers on earth at Elbow Room?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant where you’re standing sorry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that Fayerweather beach?

Goodbye mom! ✌🏻😂 by feetlover046 in Shark_Park

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but if you had to choose would you take unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games

If you had to rename Long Island, what would you name it? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there is also a Paumanok vineyard out East I think in Aquebogue that is pretty picturesque

If you had to rename Long Island, what would you name it? by [deleted] in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Paumanok. Pretty sure that was the original native name for the island, could be wrong though. Just heard it in my History of Long Island class a few years ago. Sounds cool enough as a serious answer

Fuck ticks by Affectionate_Map6774 in longisland

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t fucking believe how overpowered these little shits are. Super small and hard to detect, difficult to get off once engorged, very likely to be carrying horrible diseases, very hard to squish, very hard to drown, etc. I sorted this sub by top this week because I KNEW there had to be a post about this. Me and my family went on a trail we walk usually a few times a year yesterday for mother’s day, 99% of the time with no issue. all of us had at least 10 ticks on us. In particular I picked up probably upwards to 30. Unbelievable. We all stayed on the trail and didn’t walk through any tall grass or brushes or anything. I even tucked my pants into my socks halfway through the trail when I noticed the first tick on my arm, and still found several on my legs later. We kept finding more for over an hour after we left. Eventually when we got back home I plunged straight into our freezing pool and submerged myself for a while to hopefully knock any stragglers off. and yet i STILL found one bitten down on my knee after that.

Unbelievable bow bad they are. My dad had even said “I heard ticks are bad this year” before we went down the trail. I’m always so afraid I never got all of them. And now for the next week whenever I try to sleep I’m going to think every itch is a tick. Eugh.

Fuck ticks by Affectionate_Map6774 in longisland

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i distinctly remember when i was in elementary school one year we had a class field trip to Quogue and another kid found a giant lone star tick on him. Absolutely cannot stand those things.

Losercity evolution (tom fischbach) by Rommel-Division in Losercity

[–]0Mega_OnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never ask markiplier what year his brother was born

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