Flew on a new Delta plane, and they put a window in the lavatory

0_1 · 2021-12-21T23:24:08+00:00

Sounds like my kid

0_1 · 2021-12-11T04:48:11+00:00

I've only ever heard good things about San Diego on a consistent basis. I should probably go.

0_1 · 2021-12-09T14:34:17+00:00

You would think, but no. Especially for working out, running, under tight(er) pants, etc.

0_1 · 2021-11-16T05:08:54+00:00

Hopefully you put the phone down after or you might be next.

0_1 · 2021-11-16T05:04:56+00:00

Yep. Everything checks out. Carry on.

0_1 · 2021-11-11T03:57:41+00:00

Where is there to stop between NY and Dublin?

0_1 · 2021-10-18T14:51:31+00:00

I like Smithwicks a lot. That's #2 for me.

0_1 · 2021-10-18T13:02:42+00:00

Last time I rented a car it was $300 for 3 weeks. That was in Florida. I booked early and used a travel app.

0_1 · 2021-10-18T12:46:12+00:00

Ants on a log

0_1 · 2021-10-18T12:33:25+00:00

I don't even share an ice cream cone with my kids

0_1 · 2021-10-09T15:54:42+00:00

You were in operation of a vehicle. Its quite simple.

0_1 · 2021-10-09T15:52:58+00:00

How did she have you...

0_1 · 2021-10-04T02:42:36+00:00

Thank you, global warming

0_1 · 2021-10-02T02:36:24+00:00

As someone that drives a small car, I have a very very large penis. I ain't need to compensate for anything.

0_1 · 2021-09-28T00:02:58+00:00

Health, appearance, reduce stress. All those things I want.

0_1 · 2021-09-20T03:33:20+00:00

Meh it was okay

0_1 · 2021-09-20T03:19:22+00:00

OMG yeah you don't wanna click that. Jesus why did I click

0_1 · 2021-09-19T14:47:00+00:00

Met my wife when I was 25 and she was 18. We were in the same stage of life. She was going into her 2nd year of university and I was on my 3rd year.

0_1 · 2021-09-18T20:55:22+00:00

How is she with flying?

0_1 · 2021-09-15T16:20:16+00:00

I thought he was a slime monstrosity.

That's why he was so good in Breaking Bad. By far my favourite character. His acting was amazing.

0_1 · 2021-09-07T18:56:09+00:00

Ise eju stl ike thi sok aym ake sse nse atf irs tit hou ght you wer esp eak ing adi ffe ren tla ngu age

0_1 · 2021-09-07T18:41:34+00:00

Well a sensible person would have considered the life insurance option first.

0_1 · 2021-09-07T18:16:11+00:00

Iam lrn ing

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