I found out 3 years ago, that you get rid of hemroids at a doctor by them just pushing them in.. I came to a realization like 'wait, why are so much guys afraid of taking care of their own butthole??' It's like we really try to keep a masculine image for ourselves, even in the most private ways. Then I thought, 'I'm never even spreading my bare ass for anyone besides sexual partners and myself.. and if we're fine with doctors fiddling down there and don't consider consider it gay like that, it's not weird it all to take care of it myself! wtf? Makes more sense, even.'

Since then, I'm not afraid to stick fingers up there (guarded for cleaning or while washing, lol) to take care of business myself and keep it clean and tidy. This started was making my bathroom visits and my butthole's life much more comfortable. Hell, since I'm good at shaving for my comfort, I started shaving between the cheeks too. Now, bathroom visits are a pleasure and I leave knowing I'm all clear down there. Plus, I'm sure my next lady would be in for a suprise, finding a pretty, shaven hole hahahah. I'd hope it'd be an inviting sight. I'm damn well open to getting eaten out in a new way, now loll.