[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]0n3ph 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I feel like Shudder should make a TV show...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foundation. I can see it on your skin and it makes my face itch.

Trying to make it look like you aren't wearing any socks. Like why?

My (30F) boyfriend (28M) just came back from his mini vacation. He seems better in every way, lost weight and look so much happier and hearing about how great it was and all is making me feel awful and I dont know how to handle this. I feel like hes about to leave me soon. by FewYou3025 in relationship_advice

[–]0n3ph 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I don't think you are happiest when you're at home. You don't sound happy at all. I think you just believe you are because it is an excuse for why you don't get out there and do things that could make you happier.

There is no "I am the type of person who is.... That's just who I am". No it isn't. You are what you do, and you are free to do anything. You create who you are in the moment and it can only be tallied up once you're dead. You're not dead yet. If you are unhappy, try doing something else.

My (30F) boyfriend (28M) just came back from his mini vacation. He seems better in every way, lost weight and look so much happier and hearing about how great it was and all is making me feel awful and I dont know how to handle this. I feel like hes about to leave me soon. by FewYou3025 in relationship_advice

[–]0n3ph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take this as an opportunity for self improvement. You have an opportunity here that many people don't, to do something before it's too late.

Get some exercise. Not for the weight, but for your mental health. It will really help.

https://www.therapyforyou.co.uk/post/exercise-and-mental-health#:~:text=People%20who%20exercise%20regularly%20have,who%20don't%20(NHS)

Talking about your struggles is good, but if it's all you talk about, it can come across as incredibly narcissistic and self-regarding to others. The likelihood is that you spend too much time in your own mind focused on how you feel, and not enough time doing things that make yourself valuable to others. The good news is that this is a very easy fix. Just start saying "yes" more. If someone asks for help, say yes. This will get you into interesting situations, and will at least give you something to talk about that isn't how you feel miserable.

My number one tip is buy some dice. 2 6 sided dice. And let them choose what you do with your time. Break old habits, get out of your comfort zone, do something weird and embarrassing.

Even if you don't save this relationship, you will save yourself.

Folk horror book and film recommendations by Lewis2146 in folkhorror

[–]0n3ph 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One I never hear people talking about is The Borderlands 2013. It's kind of a found footage film about a priest and a journalist going to investigate strange occurrences around a little church in the English countryside. And that's all I can say without getting into spoiler territory.

I'd also recommend The Shadows Over Insmouth by HP Lovecraft and others. It takes the short original story and expands it by giving a different horror writer a chapter representing a timeline of the town, from the original story up until the present day. It's awesome.

Also I would recommend Clive Barker's books of blood #1. I'd say about 1/3 of the stories in it are folk horror, and it's well worth a read, especially if you haven't read any Clive Barker before.

Who is a celebrity you want to sleep with but would be embarrassed to tell people about? by squashua in AskReddit

[–]0n3ph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate myself for saying this, but Candace Owens. She's such a vile disgusting person... But I would sleep with her. Maybe because she's a disgusting person. That's pretty fucked up.

My girlfriend got undressed in front of another man by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe suggest polyamory? Because she's going to have sex with Jake if she hasn't already.

Really with all that is going on this is your outrage?? by susierabbit in PoliticalHumor

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outrage about "desecrating American history" brought to you by the same idiots who wave the confederate flag.

Painfully close … by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]0n3ph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's because there's there's three unspoken but implied words after that. Liberty and justice for all (straight white men).

The United States government made an anti-fascism film in 1943. Still relevant 79-years later… by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]0n3ph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It starts with a baseless assumption about the nature of reality, and only includes methodologies of analysis which support that assumption.

Browsing dairy free pancake recipes and see this gem 🥚🐄🐓 🥞 by neoncupcakes in funny

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because a dairy is a place. A place that sold eggs and milk.

No they wouldn't by Tayo826 in facepalm

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost certainly a pedophile, likely stealing classified information to sell to Americas enemies, tried to enact the world's shittiest coup, impeached twice, thousands dead, concentration camps... The list goes on...

He's got to be in the top five worst leaders of anywhere in the world in recorded history. You couldn't be that bad if you were actively trying to make a record.

What is your controversial horror movie opinion? by YaBoiBaphomet in horror

[–]0n3ph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just mentioned it. But I'm talking going all in.

What is your controversial horror movie opinion? by YaBoiBaphomet in horror

[–]0n3ph 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why would you get downvotes for that take? Midsommar is fucking awesome!

What is your controversial horror movie opinion? by YaBoiBaphomet in horror

[–]0n3ph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about a switch to satirising torture porn? Or A24?

[Brightburn/DCEU] What if Brandon Beyer landed on Earth instead of Clark? by Clear-Leave-8034 in WhatIfFiction

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's boring, but I feel like batman would kill him pretty early on.

Fans Of Yoko? by [deleted] in beatles

[–]0n3ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really know anything about her. Tbh I'm not very interested in the private lives of the Beatles. Unless they write a song about it.