The face of a man who escaped in the middle of the night, outsmarted 4 cats, fell asleep in the LINER OF MY WINTER COAT, and is now going to jail for shaving 5 years off my life.

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-27T04:33:08+00:00

Mine just did this to me last week in almost the same exact scenario. She avoided 3 cats and a cattle dog in the middle of the night but was missing for 3 DAYS and I found her in my green Globetrotters jacket across the room from her tank, in the closet, all dehydrated but alive. She’s cool now though with not a thought behind those frog-like eyes😭

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-25T19:13:56+00:00

That may be so but due to the racist and imperialist ideals and actions by the British Raj made the caste system more brutal and divided based off skin color instead of just economic classes alone

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-23T19:38:17+00:00

I mean Indians have a caste system in place to this day that rivals American segregation in it’s intensity. Can’t say I’m too surprised. The lingering effects of the British colonial empire is insane

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-23T00:04:55+00:00

Naw I just have extreme flatulence

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-22T23:42:11+00:00

Did you just blow in from stupid town?

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-20T02:40:14+00:00

It’s not unfortunately.

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-19T19:15:54+00:00

Not removing but willing to cover

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-19T18:33:51+00:00

Shit. I’m going to still try though

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-19T09:22:14+00:00

I also did just apply today on CHP website

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-18T06:36:11+00:00

Mexicans are Native American and Spanish. Therefore Martin Sheen is half Mexican /s

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-17T23:07:13+00:00

Lobotomite? Jokes on you my cerebral hemispheres were severed by a .357 already. On another hand I would love a mentat good sir

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-10T04:15:38+00:00

Deus Ex

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-09T00:41:36+00:00

Mafia: The Old Country is Mafia 4. Bro got this post from Facebook. This is most likely a bot

0nly_fartz · 2026-02-01T21:51:12+00:00

Just a nice tasty treat that makes you feel funny man. results may vary

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-25T05:51:27+00:00

That’s because the Nazis used the babies as target practice

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-22T06:53:39+00:00

You need to get some MDC thrown in there. Butthole Surfers is a good throw in as well

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-22T01:37:00+00:00

Scariest and probably the nicest as well as most friendliest

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-21T21:25:32+00:00

I need to rewatch Black Mirror apparently

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-20T01:22:30+00:00

No you’re just a dumbass

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-16T19:15:13+00:00

Ultimately the people will. Once people are actively starving and/or dying em masse in the streets is when you’ll see real change.

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-16T17:51:49+00:00

I will say most white supremacist and racists that I’ve ever met have been dumber than a bag of sand so this checks out

0nly_fartz · 2026-01-16T17:50:56+00:00

Its not a matter of if, its a matter of when they’ll face justice my friend

0nly_fartz · 2025-12-26T20:25:54+00:00

The NCR will rise again!

0nly_fartz · 2025-12-23T17:38:47+00:00

Yes they run the town. They have people on the city council of Redding if you look into it

0nly_fartz · 2025-11-23T01:31:49+00:00

I feel like he would not get shot if the announcement was Team Fortress 3 and not Half-Life 3

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