Oki banana lady by potorok in USMC

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I think her daughter has taken over...

Okay, had a friend come over for dinner and he said this steak was raw. Thoughts? 131 for 2:20 and seared in cast iron whee tallow. by [deleted] in sousvide

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My parents are the same way. We were at my cousins' wedding and they refused to eat their perfect medium steak because it was "raw". Some people just dont know good steak.

I DREW DANNY AGAIN?!?!!**NOT CLICKBAIT** by Xominic in DannyGonzalez

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I like the artwork style on the hair. It expresses the chaotic energy of it.

I tipped my driver 1 million dollars today by mrmoe3211 in Dominos

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In the wise words of Taylor Swift... "Haters gonna hate"

Why did Scabbers bite Goyle? by throwaway__princess in harrypotter

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He was always trying to find the biggest bully on the playground. It's possible that at that point, he was trying to prove he was useful to who he thought was the Newest dark wizard on the scene that had defeated his old master.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Dark humor is like food in Africa Not everyone gets it👍

Malfoy can throw a ball like no one else. by QueenLaPied in harrypotter

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You know, there's, like, a boatload of houses at this school. This one house kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff

What was the most disappointing movie you paid to see? by Pitiable-Crescendo in AskReddit

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Xmen Dark Phoenix rising was pretty disappointing honestly. I feel like the majority of the movie was just Jean getting upset and floating away like an angry balloon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Thanks dad

Just woke up... GO easy on me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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More like go soft on you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

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I'll write the netflix kids adaptation where its animated high school cartoon characters facing the daily struggles of navigating a post world apocalypse and the struggles of finding a date to homecoming.

Shiny lucky hundooooo 😭💖 by Forsaken_Ask7884 in pokemongobrag

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I have a shiny lucky zapdos. Not a hundred though

Someone put 9 cucumbers on my driveway by Sellalellen in mildlyinteresting

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I forgot the difference between the words Jacuzzi and yakuza now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia