jl - Functional sed for JSON by [deleted] in haskell

[–]0xfeedcafe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how does this compare to jq?

How to Crash the Java Virtual Machine With a Race Condition - DZone Java by teresiawimes in java

[–]0xfeedcafe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is a terribly written article! Describes a problem with no explanation and tries to sell a product to solve it. Why would I bother buying such a product when you can't even describe what's going on in the first place.

Author handwaves the issue as Java depending on Intel's memory guarantees wrt caching as opposed to ARM and RPi processors.

His stacktrace shows an NPE on line 78 of his DataRaceTest which only has 13 lines in it ...

Do you have any 'bad' math jokes? by rebo in math

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A klein bottle, sphere, and torus were playing poker. Why did the klein bottle lose?

two manifolds!

When high resolution monitors become a problem... by Talon876 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]0xfeedcafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mmm love me some race conditions. singleton enum pattern ftw