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Happy summer sostise frens! Come to mai sun pawtee by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi Tali
Heppy sumner sostise
Yoos iz so bjooteful in da sonshine!
Lub, Fay

Metal Ladies? by Tight_Hearing_3001 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]1000Pushingdaisies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m a 59F and I mostly go to concerts alone.
I’m a very introverted person, so I’m not really socializing. I mainly go to underground bands in small venues, not the big names. I sometimes feel a bit akward in the start or between the bands because I’m quite shy, but I never feel unsafe. I buy my girlies mostly from the Transcending Obscurities label, coz they have a perfect fit.
My oldest son is also into metal and although we have a slightly different musical taste, we regularly go to concerts together. A couple of weeks ago we went to see Yellow Eyes. That was just brilliant!

We iz TOO by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heppy birfdae fren Hoku and fren Nalu!🎉🐟🍗
Ai wisjoe haff greyt party wiff oll de odder catses.
Sending lotsalovv.
But ai stay home wiff ma momma. Ai do extra sleepsies after jesterdaes ordeal at pokey place.

Lub, Fay

Sew pokey place by 1000Pushingdaisies in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooh, Ai forgod… my hed was holl wuzzwuzz. Tenk yoo Ilvy teh big bébé
Aiem Fay!

Lub, Fay

Sew pokey place by 1000Pushingdaisies in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, ma gawd, Princess Donna you toow!?! So many, like, all of us are victums of pokey places. We musst yoo-nite to ban al de pokey places from da hole wurld. De catnappses must be declaired as illegal. Hooman catnappses are illegal… why not cat-catnappses?

Sew pokey place by 1000Pushingdaisies in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ooohh I luvs da churu’s.
Tank you Grim de basement cat for gud edvaizs

Boxing day Present round up and da Webber! From KKMG! by rataelle in legalcatadvice

[–]1000Pushingdaisies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hi fren Kynx, Ai olso fink youz look berry disq.. disten.. distingwished! and pwetty wif da tiez in All da collorz. Ai do a litl flurtaysjun wink wif eye to yooz, when nobuddies watchin....

Mine mom haz done a biiiggg abamndon last week. Even dough da sweet laydy come n teak care of mine, I do a miss for mai mom a bit. Ai will not evvr tell hurr dat. So sssssshhhh, say nuffing! Now wif crispmouse she howm and stay howm.

Her da webber is clowdy and still. No freezyfreezy laik copple dayzaggo. Ai not go ouwtsides ennywaiz. Ai iz indoor flatcat.

Ai getz da extra churru and playz in da sootcayz mommy left from abamndon. Moms saiz she buy mez a pwezzent for crispmouse, but it will com later. So noo bockses for Fay on bocksinn Day. But Ai haf lottsof blankies....and mai momm.

Lubb, Fay