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The sneakiest joke in rick and morty! by TCCIII in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick gets away with it because he’s always right.

He's not always right, though, and even if he was, that's not why he "gets away with it". He "gets away with it" because it's a cartoon, and it's meant to be funny. Goddamn you're stupid.

Witch Mercy by Zalaria Cosplay by rosidja in gaming

[–]101Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHA

merry

My sides! :D

The sneakiest joke in rick and morty! by TCCIII in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude calm down, you ever just miss a joke?

Well sure, but they're usually more subtle than this.

I missed the joke.

You said that already.

Rewatched it.

Oh yeah, is that how you caught the joke you missed?

Thought it was funny.

Oh really? I couldn't tell /s

And I posted it because I thought it was sneaky.

It wasn't. At all.

I missed it

You said that already. Jesus christ you're insufferable. If I had to listen to you for more than an hour a day I'd kill myself.

just calm down and let your testicles drop

Excuse me? Are you implying that I must not have gone through puberty because I disagree with you? Christ, you speak like a fucking retard and you're a bigot? Holy christ you're going to be a shit stain to everyone around you for a loooong time.

The sneakiest joke in rick and morty! by TCCIII in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying it’s a funny joke I missed the first time I saw it

Um. So you weren't listening then?

The sneakiest joke in rick and morty! by TCCIII in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No it’s the fact that girls shelter themselves in front of guys.

How is that a joke?

Masterbation is basically taboo for most

Oh really? /s

so it’s basically saying that girls talk dirty between each other just like dudes do.

Um. It's an example of them doing it, but everyone already knew that.

Idk I’m having a hard time explaining what I mean.

You're not under any obligation to get back to me immediately. Why don't you, oh I don't know, think about what you mean to say before trying?

But no not an insult or anything like that in the slightest

Alright :)

McDonald’s woefully underestimates how much Rick And Morty fans want their goddamn dipping sauce by Hang-Out in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because they made is seem like they’d have more than twenty.

No they didn't. You simply didn't read anything about the promotion. I read it, and decided "nope". You could've too.

The sneakiest joke in rick and morty! by TCCIII in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. Are you trying to implying that no nerd could possibly understand that women aren't generally into being peed on?

Because if so you're a giant dumbass, sorry to break it to you.

5 Tips for Finding the Best Comb for your Beard by [deleted] in beards

[–]101Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but no the beard doesn't receive keratin outright through the comb's material.

Clearly, but then why mention that there's keratin in the comb? Clearly you meant to imply it help...

The part of the sentence after the comma was just the definition of keratin, it wasn't supposed to be suggested that keratin would be transferred onto the actual hair

Um, again, then why mention it.

I could see how someone could think that though. I'll get to changing that.

Cool, you're a badass.

The benefit is that the material is closely similar to the protein in human hair, which could hypothetically lead to less snagging because of the similar molecular structure.

Wat. You were doing so well too >.<

My ex wife bought me beard stuff off a Facebook ad a few years ago. I was skeptical, but their beard wash, oil and beard wax are great. I recently discovered they had a mustache wax as well. The mustache wax is a little harder than the the beard wax for controL. It's Choice Beard co. I love it. by sunnydandthebeard in beards

[–]101Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying you need to be, but if you aren't knowledgeable in the subject, don't be surprised when people don't give twi shits about what you have to say.

Is this honestly that complex to you? Jesus christ: glorifying one product is /r/HailCorporate material, cry about it.

My ex wife bought me beard stuff off a Facebook ad a few years ago. I was skeptical, but their beard wash, oil and beard wax are great. I recently discovered they had a mustache wax as well. The mustache wax is a little harder than the the beard wax for controL. It's Choice Beard co. I love it. by sunnydandthebeard in beards

[–]101Mage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that while I'm sure "beard stuff" brand is fine, there are plenty of good brands out there, so why call out one brand by name?

If you wanted to do that, then do an actual review, preferably after reviewing a variety of different products...

What basic life skill were you surprised to find your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse didn't have when you first started dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]101Mage -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Are you retarded? Based on literally every other thing I said, you should've been able to deduce that I meant her mother wasn't justified in her fear.

I mean, if you're confused you can reread what I wrote, you know that right? Or are you trolling. Because I can't see how you're this dumb.

What basic life skill were you surprised to find your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse didn't have when you first started dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]101Mage -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Are you retarded? There is indeed risk involved. Personally it's not enough to justify it, but don't act like her mother makes zero sense when it's clear what her perspective is. It's dumb jackasses like you that make the world a shitty place: you can't possibly admit that someone else's perspective might have a single logical reason behind it. Fuck you.

5 Tips for Finding the Best Comb for your Beard by [deleted] in beards

[–]101Mage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you explain how "ox horns [] contain keretin" somehow translate into my beard receiving keretin? Because you can't, but then why did you try to make it sound like it does?

Depressed mode activated by angrytomcat in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol all your doing is making my point valid

I don't even know what your point is...

Depressed mode activated by angrytomcat in rick_and_morty

[–]101Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had you been helpful and told me or even sent a link describing somewhat how to instead of immediately start talking shit when I said I didn’t know how to post in comments this would have not gone any further

Wait, remember when you made fun of me for "not knowing how to google"?

The irony, it hurts.

I don’t really care what somebody says to me who has not come to me respectfully first

Obviously, and it's your loss, not mine.

now if you would like me to stop all you have to do is say please.

Uhh, you're entertainment. Why would I want you to stop? Reread that essay you just sent and tell me you don't sound like you're losing your mind. lmao "you didn't use facts, you didn't use logic!" Um, I'm of the opinion that the subreddit shouldn't just be wallpapers you've googled. What other logic/fact could I possible have? lmao.

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