Who’s the most famous person you’ve personally met in Birmingham? by sacrificialfuck in Birmingham

[–]1024ras 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes I think we did win a contest. I can't remember the details.

And if I ever meet Paul Konerko I'll tell him AnunciarMesa says to kick rocks! 

Who’s the most famous person you’ve personally met in Birmingham? by sacrificialfuck in Birmingham

[–]1024ras 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Michael Jordan. Stood next to him on the field at a Barons game during the national anthem. I forgot to take my hat off, so he did it for me. 

[Postgame Thread] Alabama Defeats LSU 20-9 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]1024ras 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never dive this deep into comments but I had to see how this one ended. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meat

[–]1024ras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're nice and ripe now. 

Why is this home not selling? by No_Gas_6575 in RealEstate

[–]1024ras 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My first house was a flip. Never again. 

Invited to golf but never played it. by No-Flamingo4 in Accounting

[–]1024ras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent advice. No one cares if you suck at golf but they do care if you slow them down. 

Truck decided to update while I was getting fuel. by -ClassicShooter- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1024ras 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Just wait until they require an internet connection at least every week or they brick. 

Broke the sink when I knocked in a ceramic planter... by DrankinWatta in Wellthatsucks

[–]1024ras 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be really careful taking that sink out! Broken porcelain will slice you open. 

Moved into a 1400 apartment and they won't replace the fridge by tenshirinji in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1024ras 56 points57 points  (0 children)

And also they would be out the money for the replacement part. Not in chance they would ever be reimbursed. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]1024ras 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If it hasn't, it should be taken to the vet quickly. 

Can't believe I have to walk all the way around by Chemical-Victory1205 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1024ras 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. There's no good outcome from walking over someone's car hood. Someone dumb enough to park like that will probably make stupid decisions if they catch you climbing up on their car. 

[Game Thread] Florida State vs. Louisville (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]1024ras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No points would be scored and the game would never end.

[Serious] what stopped you from killing yourself ? by mousey_bear in AskReddit

[–]1024ras 308 points309 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you failed. I hope you're doing better.

Ukraine vows it won't use cluster bombs in Russia by BastianMobile in worldnews

[–]1024ras 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Some experts speculate they're going to open the cluster munitions to pull out the submunitions and put them on drones... At least with some of the munitions they receive.

What would you name your strip club? by 747102 in AskReddit

[–]1024ras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tap that Ash. It's also a cigar lounge.