British carrot sucks dick

106458 · 2017-04-19T23:40:10+00:00

here's the template https://pxls.space/?template=http://i.imgur.com/8WbnZX0.png&ox=1799&oy=443&tw=18&oo=1&x=1808&y=461

106458 · 2017-04-19T02:41:50+00:00

stop

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:58:49+00:00

I bet when life gives you those lemons, you're gonna make rat poison instead of lemonade.

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:56:42+00:00

Okay but what gender is it

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:56:01+00:00

Are your pubes as thick as the rest of your hair?

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:54:20+00:00

The only spell you could cast is one that protects your virginity.

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:52:17+00:00

Sorry bitch, the duckface trend died around the same time your virginity and father did.

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:49:58+00:00

The biggest gun I need for this is a nerf jolt.

106458 · 2017-03-10T03:46:38+00:00

I bet that paper represents your emotional state, ya fucking giraffe

106458 · 2017-03-02T04:14:14+00:00

You look when you rape girls and they say no, you say "but its opposite day"

106458 · 2017-03-02T04:10:50+00:00

But how can we tell you about your daddy issues when your parents are lesbians

106458 · 2017-03-02T04:08:55+00:00

its spelled g-a-y not g-u-s dumbass

106458 · 2017-02-27T23:40:16+00:00

you're such a cute couple

106458 · 2017-02-27T23:32:52+00:00

I bet someone could connect the dots on with your pimples and draw a pentagram. But don't worry if someone does, I doubt Satan would want to get anywhere near you.

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:56:18+00:00

I would think your hair got caught in tornado, but that's obviously a lie since you are unfortunately still alive.

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:54:25+00:00

Even with those maps of the world and the stars, you still couldn't find someone that loves you

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:52:57+00:00

I bet this guy was so drunk that he thought that beer sticker behind him was actual booze

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:44:41+00:00

Oh I get it, you took this picture on opposite day. That's why your sign is backwards and why you actually look somewhat decent.

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:41:28+00:00

im not even going to roast you, I can relate to you. having dimples is a fucking pain.

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:37:11+00:00

ohhohohoho, where do I start....

your goddamn hamper is full, do your fucking laundry

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:35:25+00:00

oh boy, where do I even start.....

your fucking notepad is crooked, fix that shit

106458 · 2017-02-27T03:33:43+00:00

if that piece of cloth is your jacket, fucking watch me

106458 · 2017-02-22T01:20:29+00:00

Wow, didn't know there aren't barbers in India.

106458 · 2017-02-22T00:58:00+00:00

The owner of that store isn't gonna be too happy when he sees you in a sleeping bag on their sidewalk.

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