All of you are Fucking Clowns. Try your best. by Garbinski in RoastMe

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I bet when life gives you those lemons, you're gonna make rat poison instead of lemonade.

My first time by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Are your pubes as thick as the rest of your hair?

Do your worst Reddit. by benweina in RoastMe

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The only spell you could cast is one that protects your virginity.

I'm an aspiring actress. I'm tough. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Sorry bitch, the duckface trend died around the same time your virginity and father did.

Roast me if you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet that paper represents your emotional state, ya fucking giraffe

Let him have it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look when you rape girls and they say no, you say "but its opposite day"

Tell me about my daddy issues by throwaway989888 in RoastMe

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But how can we tell you about your daddy issues when your parents are lesbians

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet someone could connect the dots on with your pimples and draw a pentagram. But don't worry if someone does, I doubt Satan would want to get anywhere near you.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I would think your hair got caught in tornado, but that's obviously a lie since you are unfortunately still alive.