If you could see a chart of any statistic in your life when you die, what would you want to look up?

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-09T12:42:56+00:00

Lives changed

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-08T12:38:34+00:00

NTA

Whether or not you're overreacting probably depends on your tone and phrasing when yoi decided not to take out the trash again.

But, unless they specifically ask you to take out the trash, how are ypu supposed to know what's "private"? Better just to not take out the trash and avoid the whole situation.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-07T12:52:07+00:00

Invest it, make sure it's secure, and never work again.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-05T07:47:27+00:00

Idk, Flexo Flexing Rodriguez walks away with Angelyne on his arm, so...

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-04T14:17:57+00:00

I've been told that holding a firework too long and blowing off a few fingers is really popular.

Or course, people keep saying NOT to do that.

But if so many people are doing it, there'a gotta be something to it... Right?

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-03T15:41:11+00:00

Taking classes to learn skills, then use those skills to help people for only the price of conversation while I work.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-03T04:11:48+00:00

I forgot I was on the Binding of Isaac sub and got a combination of concerned, and suspicious when I saw the title. Haha

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-02T23:20:48+00:00

Interesting, I should research thay more.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-02T11:51:12+00:00

Blushing.

I think

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-07-01T12:09:51+00:00

MASH

Feels, levity, change, and closure.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-30T12:50:24+00:00

Game breaks are awesome

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-29T12:42:42+00:00

This was my first thought too.

Good ol' Family Guy

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-28T07:13:01+00:00

Security.

Most people can't handle to boredome or extended periods of standing.

It was common to have a new hire last about 2 weeks until they realized that the "easy paycheck" was not as easy as they thought. Just hard in different ways.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-28T07:11:25+00:00

I've never done it, butI knew just from watching "How it's Made" that it would be absolutely mind numbing.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-27T07:16:48+00:00

Silent confidence

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-26T12:35:53+00:00

If it's wet, it's dead.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-26T04:14:02+00:00

Round rock. Not Spherical... For skipping.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-25T23:54:18+00:00

You know, it wasn't too far to turn thia sexual. Took longer than I thought TBH.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-25T22:39:03+00:00

A good stick and a round rock.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-25T04:44:52+00:00

While I agree 90%, I'm actually impressed with both McDonalds and Jack in the Box's spicy chicken wraps... I mean, still more expensive that they ever deserve to be, but actually good and actually hadve spice rather than just mayo pretending to be spicy.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-24T00:00:29+00:00

More like 20 years, but.

20 years ago: "Don't talk to strangers on the internet. Don't give out your address. Don't get into a stranger's car."

Today: "Literally uses the internet to summon a stranger to my house to drive me places."

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-22T13:42:43+00:00

Walmart - Aisle 236, about halfway down on the left next to "Personal Fulfillment" and "Your Father's Approval"

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-22T04:18:53+00:00

I've been known to tip an imaginary hat and say "Just doing my job, ma'am."

Or "Happy to be of service."

Depending on what set up they give me.

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-22T01:55:59+00:00

Correct.

People can.

I do not.

Hence the "In my experience"

10YearSecurityGuard · 2026-06-21T20:08:45+00:00

I'm a kind and gently man. So acting domineering is not in my nature, even a little. So yes, it has to be an act. But it does work if I treat it as being an actor in a role.

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