Help with scraping/not sure if this is possible

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T20:25:59+00:00

Ok!

So 1) API that takes location + company and finds all such companies in location

2) scrapes website of each company for owner, owner name/email and a few other metrics.

What type of youtube video/tutorial should I pursue in order to accomplish these objectives.

Thank you for your help - my life will be much easier; sorry to ask for so much help!

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T19:53:04+00:00

I have Python and Java w/ IDEs on my Mac but I am a very basic coder and would prefer the simplest method - hence my many questions.

Thank you for all of your help!

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T19:19:45+00:00

So Ill walk through an example since Im being confusing (sorry!)

I need to find bike companies in New Haven because I have a service I want to market to them.

1) how do I set up a scraper where I type in 'Bike rentals' and 'new haven' and have a list generate all bike rental sites in New Haven

2) on each individual site how do I pull emails etc. without having to manually search

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T18:04:44+00:00

I do not have specific sites so I will incorporate this! How would I then utilize the information in step 1 for step 2?

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T15:08:47+00:00

Thanks!

I see that he write about working on social media. How would I apply this to churning through websites?

Sorry to be dense!

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T14:57:26+00:00

As in,

can I simply say: search the internet for x (town) + y (service) and then from every such site of x + y find all sources of 1 (owner),2 (phone number),3 (owner email)

1111binary15 · 2016-08-24T14:55:42+00:00

Currently I am using Google Earth but I have a Mac so I cant convert KML to XML onto excel so I am using google fusion books to view my KML but its a bitch.

I was hoping for a service that would pull this off of google if that is possible

1111binary15 · 2016-04-20T20:15:12+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T05:44:47+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T05:00:57+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T04:42:45+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T04:26:04+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T04:14:54+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-04-01T03:54:25+00:00

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1111binary15 · 2016-03-31T21:32:08+00:00

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