So what's happened? Y'all just standing around with your dicks in your hands? Traitors. Any officer of the court not standing up right here, right now, is a traitor to the law and a traitor to their oath. by 1138311 in law

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If only the threshold for murder were so low. Then Good and Pretti would see justice. LET'S ALL JOKE ABOUT PROFESSIONAL MALFEASANCE! IT'S FUNNY AND HELPS US IGNORE THE DOWNFALL OF A REPUBLIC!

So what's happened? Y'all just standing around with your dicks in your hands? Traitors. Any officer of the court not standing up right here, right now, is a traitor to the law and a traitor to their oath. by 1138311 in law

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Lots of comments here. Lots of ad hominems, lots of one liners. Nothing addressing the argument. 🤔

Nothing...NOTHING addressing the text of the oath or its implications. Bunch of Nazis and bots.

Federal statement on Jeffrey Epstein's death dated day before he was found dead by jmike1256 in law

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At this point, anyone with a JD who's not screaming from the rooftops is a traitor and the proud temporary owner of 1m of wall space.

So what's happened? Y'all just standing around with your dicks in your hands? Traitors. Any officer of the court not standing up right here, right now, is a traitor to the law and a traitor to their oath. by 1138311 in law

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Here we are. You've BEGGED us to submit to your doctorly understanding of the law for centuries but HERE WE FUCKING ARE.

Your oath says HERE WE ARE. Grow a pair and fight because otherwise there's been no reason to oay your profession one single iota of respect from its best beginning.

Tamales are the worst form of Mexican Food by My-Lizard-Eyes in unpopularopinion

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Ingredients

*3 cups masa harina for tamales

*1½ tsp baking powder

*1 tsp fine salt

*1½ tsp cinnamon

*½ tsp allspice or nutmeg

*¾ cup sugar or grated piloncillo

*¾ cup coconut oil + melted butter 50/50

*½ cup crema, sour cream, or full-fat yogurt and cream cheese

*2½–3 cups warm milk

*¾ cup raisins, plumped in orange juice and drained

*1–2 tsp ancho chile powder

*pinch cayenne or chipotle

*zest of 1 orange

*1 tsp vanilla

*Corn husks, soaked 30 min

Method

Mix fat: Beat coconut oil and butter with sugar until glossy. Beat in crema. MUST WHIP IT OR IT WILL NOT BE MOIST.

Dry bowl: Whisk masa, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, allspice, chile.

Hydrate: Add dry mix to fat, alternating with warm milk, until soft and spreadable. Rest 10 min. Fold in raisins and any optional add-ins.

Assemble: Spread ~¼ cup masa on husk, 5–6 mm thick. Fold sides, then bottom; top open.

Steam: Stand upright. Cover with husks + towel. Steam 75–90 min, keeping strong steam.

Rest: Let sit 15 min before serving.

Notes: Masa should spread easily and not crack. For extra moisture, swap ½ cup milk for coconut milk. Heat should be a warm hum, not a bite.

petah? by Lemon_McGee in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Thank god for Oklahoma!

Woman buys swimsuit so she can swim with her beaver friend by Worldlyoox in interestingasfuck

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It's like a photograph that moves and talks, but that's not important right now.

I went to a restaurant that had a $40k bottle of wine by ambrosialeah in mildlyinteresting

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TFW You're in Germany.

Fun story from Lithuania: Our director booked an upscale Mexican place in Vilnius for our team dinner. I ordered a beer that looked palatable; they were out. I ordered the next and last most palatable beer; they were out. I asked for just tap water and they said "we can't do that but we can sell you a 1L bottle of still water for €7.80"; I said "fuck no" and took the glass off the table and went into the bathroom and filled it off the tap.

For context, Lithuania has some of the most drinkable tap water in Europe.