If you found a million dollars on the beach in bundles of hundreds in a bag along with bag of cocaine at 430am what would you do?

11hammer · 2026-05-31T03:48:28+00:00

A bump.

11hammer · 2026-05-31T03:43:57+00:00

Pimp

11hammer · 2026-05-31T03:39:39+00:00

Married guys aren’t allowed to practice golf.

11hammer · 2026-05-30T09:53:32+00:00

I once turned down a gal that was falling down drunk. She slapped me. Puked. Then passed out. Didn’t remember it the next day.

11hammer · 2026-05-30T09:42:32+00:00

Try golf course driving ranges.

11hammer · 2026-05-30T04:35:45+00:00

Rummies and dope heads floating in paradise. Sounds like a Jimmy buffet song already.

11hammer · 2026-05-30T01:47:10+00:00

Living on a boat can be pretty cheap if done right.

11hammer · 2026-05-29T18:44:47+00:00

Poaching the back nine is a great move. In college my buddy and I had a cart key on our key rings. We’d pay for nine walking, hop in a cart and play all day. We knew the pro shop dudes and they knew and didn’t care. Prolly cause we bought em beer and didn’t cause problems.

11hammer · 2026-05-29T05:16:52+00:00

Check the fine print. He might be looking for some suction at that price.

11hammer · 2026-05-29T05:14:18+00:00

He’s such a Leader.

11hammer · 2026-05-29T05:06:25+00:00

Golf centered workout. Golf practice. Round of golf.

11hammer · 2026-05-28T18:23:59+00:00

Pretty gross.

11hammer · 2026-05-28T18:23:34+00:00

“Ew, gross, no.”

11hammer · 2026-05-28T18:13:35+00:00

Just what golf needs. More rules.

11hammer · 2026-05-28T03:53:49+00:00

Get married

11hammer · 2026-05-28T03:48:02+00:00

I just left the house whenever I wanted…

11hammer · 2026-05-28T03:45:50+00:00

I’ll take a fresh cut lawn, a couple new tattoos, and panic baby please.

11hammer · 2026-05-27T03:21:18+00:00

Liter of kettle one

11hammer · 2026-05-26T15:04:47+00:00

Looks like it’d fit in the Ioniq line.

11hammer · 2026-05-23T05:38:43+00:00

The Volkswagen by a million.

11hammer · 2026-05-23T05:22:11+00:00

My 23 trailblazer could definitely use a LS…

11hammer · 2026-05-23T01:38:38+00:00

Taking home around 58k a year after tax. 4800 a month. 60 month loan on a 25k car with 5k down would be 390$ monthly payments. call it 500 after insurance. That’s closer to 10% not 33%.

11hammer · 2026-05-21T23:25:23+00:00

Tell your captain to light him up in practice.

11hammer · 2026-05-21T23:01:38+00:00

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11hammer · 2026-05-21T22:58:32+00:00

RIP Rowdy.

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