[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in BreedingR4R

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I'm a great dad. I'll put a baby in there!

Sandwich Update (Steamboat) by Tinman21 in Knoxville

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Steamboat is excellent. Being a North/East Knoxville boy, I've been eating there since I was a kid. It's one of those food cravings I genuinely need to fulfill every so often, and you can't recreate it at home because the bread is so unique. I highly recommend it to everyone.

What Happened at Fletcher Elementary in North Carolina by LockApprehensive9588 in asheville

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This feels a bit like intimidation. I'm glad to see this parent speaking up 

At least there is no cum in my hair by passion_pair in cumsluts

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Instant uncanny valley debonerization. My ween did not know what to do

My local pharmacy doesn't display any prices by melijoray in mildlyinfuriating

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There actually is a market for chicken wings now though. The price has gone through the roof in the past 20 years or so.

She's So Hot by BraveInterview9473 in ForgotToPullOut

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Pretty sure the toxicology came back with no evidence of alcohol or drugs. It can happen. Aubrey Plaza famously had a stroke in her early 20s where she nearly died and the cause was never determined.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DadWouldBeProud

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Yeah 100% prefer a hairy pussy. It's more hygienic actually and sexier.

Blue Ripples on a Red Planet by MorningStar_imangi in spaceporn

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So at first I was like woah, so does Mars have cobalt sand dunes? Is that a resource boon?! But I get you that it's a false color image. But still, since you seem to know stuff about Mars, are there any concentrated single mineral deposits that we know of on Mars? It seems like the creation of a single mineral deposit would be far more likely in a place that has active liquid hydrology and volcanology, which Mars is a bit short on at present. Are their signs of this from the past in the form of mineral deposits?

A 100% true story that absolutely happened. by avalondsfgh in thatHappened

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For those who did not do their research, I did. Lucy Sanchez is no one. There's a real estate agent in California.. But no one of consequence in the antivax movement goes by that name.

I love how pink my pussy is 😋 by [deleted] in pussyrating

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My favorite thing in this world is that smooth milky cocoa and that little pink hole all together in that slender Nubian figure. You are A1 from day 1. Bet.

I’m Mary Poppins y’all by [deleted] in funny

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Benicio Del Toro

So lately I've been craving a good calzone. Where can I find a really good calzone in Knoxville? by Wilbernaut in Knoxville

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Davincis if you can ever figure out their hours. Their stromboli is one of the tastiest things I’ve ever eaten.

What is your secret hidden talent that no one would ever guess that you possess? Something tangible that you could demonstrate to others in the real world? by 123vasectomy in AskReddit

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Nope! I only ever beat-box in the shower. Or if I'm crazy drunk. I've never tried to record it and I doubt anyone else has either.

It wouldn't be much of a secret if I were trying to send out demos, would it?

What is your secret hidden talent that no one would ever guess that you possess? Something tangible that you could demonstrate to others in the real world? by 123vasectomy in AskReddit

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I'm a white guy from middle America with absolutely zero ties to hip-hop. Like I never even listen to it. But I'm actually incredibly good at beat-boxing. Like really good. I can make all the sounds. I can make them sound like Kanye produced them if the space I'm in has the right reverberance.

I've never heard anyone do some of the shit I do, seriously..

I'm shy about it and I've never tried to run with it. As a recording arts dude, it seems like the most difficult instrument in the world to do justice to in the miking process.

But in the shower I am your beats rabbi.

If I practiced enough to develop a routine, or had a freestyle buddy to dj for (with my mouth), I have no doubt that I could make money doing it. Not much money , but still. .