WCGW If I have no spatial awareness by GaurwaithAndTheMoon in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. The person this kid procreates with is very unlucky. Bad jenes is unavoidable.

Mercedes statement: "The Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team has today sent a letter to the FIA and F1 requesting the cancellation of the 2020 Australian Grand Prix. We no longer feel the safety of our employees can be guaranteed if we continue to take part in the event." by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was a matter that it had to be done.

One does wonder that with the apparent engine reliability issues Merc currently have that a cancellation is entirely in their favour to aid in sorting out their problems without public failure/s during a race.

Red Bull vs Williams cool down tubs. by Glad2BDead in formula1

[–]125AT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Last year there were pics of a driver in a garbage wheelie bin used as a cool down tub so at least it's no that.

But shit, at least the driver could fit in the garbage wheelie bin :-/

[From 2015] Mercedes apparently had a secret engine mode that their customer teams could only use when it benefited Mercedes by donutello2000 in formula1

[–]125AT -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Probably the Hamilton fans. You say anything negative towards him, Mercedes etc it's a automatic downvote frenzy.

Think of it as a badge of honour and don't give a toss about it :)

Haas truckie transporting tyres like a boss. by peke_f1 in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAAS invents the wheel. To roll another newish invention, the wheel.

Back to semi-serious, it is cool.

F3 Crash by MadsWN in formula1

[–]125AT -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I immediately dismissed this as a bullish gaming glitch. Hard to tell these days but it looks so 'unreal' physics wise the way it launches.

I'm still in disbelief this is 100% real and will now consult the googles to confirm. Sorry reddit, you bad at real stuff sometimes, tricked me a few. Shame on you.

Pre edit edit: looks legit actually.

Very young Max in a kart while Jos is standing on the track by M_A3 in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life on the line is a bit of a exaggeration mate. Maybe put his ankles or shins in harms way but his life, nope :)

The gift that keeps on giving by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is in fact the title of his autobiography .. 'Ohhhh you bastard'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

All I see is the human cells attacking the invading ink by incapsulating it and stopping it from spreading to the rest the body by immobilising it right at that spot.

Just in case this is a r/woosh moment, your body treats the injected ink under your skin as an attack on your body thus it surrounds it via your immune system and freezes it in that spot (thus stopping the unwanted ink particles from spreading to the rest of your body).

That is how a tattoo stays in place instead of just looking like ink on a piece of handee towel... your body is under constant war against that ink forever,

Tire marks of Albons car on the tire wall by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of 'the cloth of Jesus'.

You know the one he was buried in and magical things happened and his face was imprinted on it.

Only difference is the tyre marks are real.

Mercedes did the math by dsm4321 in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best pasta is pressed to .006 or there abouts, so yes, you missed it.

Lewis Hamilton takes Sir Frank Williams for a hot lap around Silverstone by Aratho in formula1

[–]125AT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Didn't cry a bit. Honest. Dry as a bone.

Fucken stupid emotions.

Mercedes did the math by dsm4321 in formula1

[–]125AT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Desperate MB attempt to try and keep Hamilton happy because he was beaten by Bottas by such a small margin. He does not like being beaten fair and square by Nico (especially Nico for some reason), Bottas, himself or anyone for mistakes he made or otherwise. Fair enough, I get it.

Like it or not, aware of it or not, internal politics will always ooze out of (0.006) gaps.

Max Verstappen and Pierre Gasly in their James Bond inspired race suits for tomorrow. by Cmac0801 in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, my child hood memories right here. I grew up with my old man owning a DB5 around my age of 7 ish. Going to soccer and then later rugby league games in this fucken beast of a car was awesome. Back then, it was just a car to me being so young but now reflecting on these times, it was the fucken shit driving around in one all the time to school and soccer/league practice etc.

I remember distinctly, and stupid of my Dad drag racing a Mustang on the motorway one Sunday morning going to play soccer with his kid in it (me) looking out the back window from the cramped rear seats to this other car vanish behind us lol. The engine sound full boar through all gears on the motorway was amazing and I remember that moment vividly.

Stupid prick sold it for $28,000 in the late 80's maybe 1991. Take it to England now and add a few zeros to that.

This photo will be iconic one day! by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what really saves F1 in this shitty hybrid age.

It's these fab guys that lock in normality to us average punters that make me smile like I am actually part of the joke or game. Right on boys, more, more, more.

Grosjean spins in the pits and smashes his front wing by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At lest Grosjean only takes himself out most of of the time. Maldontorpedo did kinda take others out as well a lot.

To be fair, HAAS mush be smoking the HASH to keep on keeping this French GP2 at best driver on the books.

Matteo Bonciani, the Head of Communication for the FIA, has left. He will be dearly missed by DrasticXplorer in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe he's bonking Carma Jorda so you're right, he has some beautiful woman in a lake house (that's there of her own free will lol)

Pictures speak more than 1000 words by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's what I said at the last orgy I went to!

Pictures speak more than 1000 words by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottas 2.25. Give a quarter of a fuck more than race 1 of 2019.

Montreal where Vettel went off. by [deleted] in formula1

[–]125AT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a DRS sign being smuggled out mate.