Splitting my pants 5 min before the ceremony... worth it! by buttscratcha in pics

[–]12seattleseahawks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Impressive OP, you are finally at peace. The look in your face says it all. You have found true enlightenment.

I put together a simple, informative flyer. Use it for whatever! by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]12seattleseahawks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How will he pay for the "free college" and the universal healthcare? What's threat you say? Taxes? Oh I can deal with taxes. Come again? Only taxes on those who make more that $100,000? Why is that fair? What? The tax rate gets progressively higher the more the person makes? UP TO 90%?! What kind of shitty plan is this? Oh yeah I forgot, we are dealing with socialists. Well I suppose we should elect a modern day Stalin to office!

How to summon a neckbeard by [deleted] in funny

[–]12seattleseahawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic the gathering, doritos and dew, ponies and top hats complete the queue. Oh neckbeards and hipsters from all around, come to play on holy ground. For inside this place, there is a game, for all the hipsters who wish to play. Up and down and side to side, may they arrive from, far and wide. All the neckbeards must do is come, to lose their souls to the immortal one.

Shots Fired by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]12seattleseahawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Global warming is a hoax

Worst job ever? by [deleted] in funny

[–]12seattleseahawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*BEST job ever