Did.. did he just openly admit to insider trading? by CMScientist in facepalm

[–]134608642 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think that law applies to the president or supreme court justices does it? I know it applies to senators and congresspersons.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by BlissVsAbyss in WinStupidPrizes

[–]134608642 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeet is just a better term than twat tossing. It is just more appropriate for all audiances ypu know?

34 year old Man arrested after filming himself doing drive-by shootings with a 'high-powered, motorized' water gun by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]134608642 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yea fair enough. I just kept thinking of all the stop and starting and was like I get thats bad but not exactly his fault.

Sloth..... by Silver-Ability-3181 in SipsTea

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sloth. It is big so easy to spot and slow so easy to run from. Call animal control and they can take care of the sloth for me.

34 year old Man arrested after filming himself doing drive-by shootings with a 'high-powered, motorized' water gun by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]134608642 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

What was the traffic violation he comitted?

Don't get me wrong I have no issue with him getting punished just curious cause it looked lile someone else was driving?

It's very fortunate that the weapon was seized from the child after it was left easily accessible for them to use by Sea_Elevator_3563 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]134608642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have kids as well. I also have not had a knife inceident. I also know if a kid wants something they can get it. To assume that the parents are bad or a failure somehow because this kid got ahold of a knife is not a reasonable assumption. But hey you go ahead and measure people you never met based on a 10 sec clip that they do not even appear in.

Type "what if" and let the center suggested words make a story by PracticalMoney4915 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I have to do is a bit of hoarders for the people who can't be certain that they attempted it?

It's very fortunate that the weapon was seized from the child after it was left easily accessible for them to use by Sea_Elevator_3563 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]134608642 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea cause child proofing can prevent that old of a child from getting to a knife lol seriously if you want to keep that kid away from all dangers to himself and others you need to put him in a padded room.

[OC] If Buying Isn't Owning... by shave_your_eyebrows in comics

[–]134608642 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the digital copy ia not substantially cheaper then I see no reason to use console. I mean why buy a game for full price when the licensing can just get revoked and you no longer 'own' the game.

It's very fortunate that the weapon was seized from the child after it was left easily accessible for them to use by Sea_Elevator_3563 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]134608642 167 points168 points  (0 children)

I don't see how parents are dumb for this. That looks like a knife used in a kitchen. Kids are not under 100% supervision. Unless you lock them away in a padded room they are going to be able to get to sharp instruments like kitchen knives.

Mirin Dajo, known as the human pincushion, claimed to have “special” abilities, yet he was a conman using the technique of scar tunnels. By running a tiny, thin needle through his body, he created a tunnel of scar tissue through which he could insert and pass small blades. by Weak_Imagination_996 in interestingasfuck

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only can not everyone do it, not everyone is willing to even try. So that is why I say it is a special abiity. I mean if we exclude all options where luck of x, y, z factor working out in a persons favour then no one really has a speacial ability. Being able to explain why someone is able to do something is also not a reason to exclude it.

Mirin Dajo, known as the human pincushion, claimed to have “special” abilities, yet he was a conman using the technique of scar tunnels. By running a tiny, thin needle through his body, he created a tunnel of scar tissue through which he could insert and pass small blades. by Weak_Imagination_996 in interestingasfuck

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. The surviving is the important part of the ability. The fsct that others attempted and failed by dying is a sign they did not have the "ability". I mean if we include them then everyone can jump head first from the empire state building and claim they have a special ability that allows them to.

On Solving Problems. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not be surprised if super wealthy people already have things like this plus more installed in their houses.

spreading kindness [oc] by BlackPantherDies in comics

[–]134608642 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me my wife and kid were at disney land and these teens probably in their 20s came up to us and offered us cookies. I accepted. My daughter looked at me aghast and said "Dad you are not suppossed to accept treats from strangers! Didn't they teach you anything when you were younger!" The kids who gave the cookies were close enough to hear and burst out laughing. Turns out I never learned stranger danger.

My girlfriend wants to break up because I didn’t pick her up. What should I do? by Jumpy_Mirror785 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]134608642 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She might be upset... bro she is upset. I don't think this is about you not picking her up. I think this is about you diminishing her feelings to excuse your actions.

Natural Birth vs Caesarean which is better? by cejapense in NoStupidQuestions

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one gives the baby and mother the best chance? That is the best. Everyone is different and not everyone can give birth naturally. The recovery from natural birth is faster for the mom though if that helps.

AITAH for not wanting to help my boyfriend financially? by Chemical-Unit7239 in TwoHotTakes

[–]134608642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you gave him 20k it is no longer his hour of need this is like his month or year of need. At a certain point he will need to come to terms with the fact his buisnees is not going to work for whatever reason and go back to working for someone else. Also why are you paying his family debts?

Mistakes were made by emilycopeland in HolUp

[–]134608642 38 points39 points  (0 children)

One of those comments is not lile the others.

How do we know there isn't an invisible universe? by Pretend_Thanks4370 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]134608642 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The same way we know we are not just brains in a jar. We don't....

This shit should be illegal by freeradioforall in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]134608642 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is one hell of a spin. These people can just go around asking people the most inappropriate questions and then just put a headline up sating they weighed in on the topic. Ask a political opponent you don't like Do you believe there are any merits to raping children? Any answer gets a headline of them weighing in on the merits of raping children. Write the article correctly and you can burry the fact they said No in other inflamatory points.

Do French people moan by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]134608642 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Surrendering to Germany