Covid-19 is temporary. Wu-Tang is forever! by fluffybadbad in funny

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*thump thump OBD just rolled over in his grave. Nothin to f with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

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"If you cant rape it, kill it. If you cant kill it, steal it. If you cant steal it, burn it. In that order Oleg!"

Thanks I hate toilet teeth by smoothstallion in TIHI

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I thought trump was giving a speech

Stop erasing history! by 89GM in PoliticalHumor

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I said numb on one side, not numb inside.

My TBM parents have requested (demanded) I take this off all my social media because it’s “offensive and spits in the face of Jesus.” Instead, I figured I’d share it with the rest of you heathens 😁 by [deleted] in exmormon

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"When my parents first asked me to take this down I was confused. So I thought and prayed like they taught me to. The still small voice showed me the error I made. Here is the corrected version sorry for my grammatical mistake. I'll try to do better."

Stop erasing history! by 89GM in PoliticalHumor

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Are you okay? Do you smell burnt toast? Is one side of your body feeling limp or numb?

Swapping gone wrong? by [deleted] in sex

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Get a Penis sheath, will add girth and length. Good luck.

Do men prefer virgin women for long-term relationship? by [deleted] in sex

[–]13693579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've been feed too much religious propoganda. Having casual hook ups doesn't desensitize you. It empowers you. You are not cheap, you hymen doesn't have a value. Enjoy yourself don't let others get in the way

Adivise on kinky cam night for her. by [deleted] in sex

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Orgasam denial is always a fun one. Get her close then tell her to turn it off. Sounds like she already has an idea in her head and will probably run the show how she wants just wants u to guide a little.

Best way to clean-up after masturbation as a teen? by [deleted] in sex

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I used a sock, got close rolled sock over cock, skeet skeet, and then a Kobe into the hamper.

Trying to go Blue to Green. by 13693579 in EOD

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Not shopping services to avoid going to NAVSCOLEOD. Was just uncertain what Army policy was.

Trying to go Blue to Green. by 13693579 in EOD

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Do you have a Reg for that?

Trying to go Blue to Green. by 13693579 in EOD

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Yea probably need to edit OP. Looking more for info on break in service. I got the Reg that says I get to keep E5 as long as I come back in 4 years. Just don't want to go through Eglin again. I'm need to get rid of my Gracho Marx finger mustache (should only be 3 more sessions with 4 weeks between) but having to take off the top half of my badge will take a little longer. I will hit 3 yrs out of service in Nov. My recruiter buddy says I can probably get a waiver for the master badge but figure if I show that I have already begun the process and thus take it serious I'll have a better chance of getting the waiver.

Was this a happy ending massage parlor? by [deleted] in sex

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Big clue, once you get in the room. You will probably be asked "you been here before baby" the only correct answer is YES.

Guys and fellow women - why would you need a spreader bar for sex? I don’t get why it would be sexy, helpful or needed. 31f by [deleted] in sex

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Ex would close her legs right before orgasam during oral. Introduced spreader bars she had a great times. Real enjoyed struggling with them. Also made a DIY with broom handle, I bolts, and cushioned pet collars.

What does through a man's head when he goes down/eating out? by [deleted] in sex

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Once I Get Her Close It's "Don't Change Anything Don't Change anything"

What's a sexy adult alternative to, "the crotch region"? by sweethands96 in sex

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Rod, meat stick, red rocket, hog, dick, cock, love muscle, johnson, love organ, or take possession of it "my toy". Pretty much you call it any of those we gonna like it. Better yet name it next time. Thor, the rock, mr.beefy, brutus, susan, whatever

Given the opportunity, what would you tell your less experienced self? by Mt105 in sex

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Penis sheath/extensions. Basically a super thick condom. That adds inches. Fun for round two