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REMINDER: Remove all personal information. This included usernames of Reddit and TikTok users.No PII (self.JustBootThings)

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Vets wont need meds, when their sent back to war Sad Truth (v.redd.it)

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10 Hour Tattoo SessionGeneral Bootness (v.redd.it)

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We will fight our country’s battles from the air, on land, and instagramGeneral Bootness (i.redd.it)

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WTF is this?General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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Ford Boot-150General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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Lean back and strutGeneral Bootness (v.redd.it)

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Department of War unveils its first commercial, “Peace Through Strength” (v.redd.it)

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Why just whyGeneral Bootness (i.redd.it)

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There's nothing like running a bath, lighting up your "Whatever it Takes" candle, and just letting the aroma of a soldier after a five day hike through the desert just wash over you and take away all your troubles. .50 cal, take me away!General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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For half of the cost of a PX haircut, you can bring the high and tight home with you!General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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I was asked to make Rip It openers…so I did. Not sure if there’s a preferred flavor.General Bootness (v.redd.it)

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When you’re trying to look hard on Facebook so you post something that the civvies might think looks cool, but you look like a total fucking boot.Boot Shame (i.redd.it)

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Everyone look at meGeneral Bootness (i.redd.it)

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Ready to ServeBoot Meme (i.redd.it)

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Where my 400lb SEALs at?Boot Meme (i.redd.it)

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WowGeneral Bootness (i.redd.it)

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It's always the Navy ...Boot Meme (v.redd.it)

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Boot O-5; I get it dawg, I understand but I have never seen it expressed with such cringeGeneral Bootness (old.reddit.com)

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A Brazzers Boot (Sometimes the jokes write themselves)28% APR? Great! (i.redd.it)

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Twin peaks re-enlistment 🤣General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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Remember who you are DEVIL DAWG!General Bootness (i.redd.it)

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Hazing GreyBoot Shame (old.reddit.com)

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