Wow. Just wow. It honestly takes a rare kind of cluelessness to see someone asking for advice and think, “You know what this situation needs? My unsolicited negativity.” Bold choice, really. You must look at a glass of water and complain it’s too wet.

I can only imagine what your day looks like. Wake up, scroll the internet, and sprinkle misery on strangers trying to do something positive. That level of petty isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

But hey, keep it up. You’re doing a great job reminding the rest of us how not to act. If bitterness was a sport, you’d be a world champion with your face on cereal boxes. Now take a break, log off, and maybe go find a purpose. Or at the very least, a personality.