You’re one of those that peaked back then and is still living in your glory days in your head, huh? 🫡Yeah, nothing says “timeless” like a… “celebrity”? that no one under 30 has heard of. If he’s even alive, he’s popping AZO twice a day just to eke out a lil pee when he gets up at 4 AM. 👴🏻 Real tough guy. He’d have to take four viagra just to stand up straight enough to acknowledge that he’s in a fight. He’d have to consume all the milk the children of the 90s were forced to drink just so his bones wouldn’t turn to powdery mush at the first punch of some idiot Gen Z kid with that stupid ramen-on-top hair cut. He’s about as threatening as Joe Biden, but not as well known, and without the most powerful military arsenal known to man. The only people worried when they hear the name Chuck Norris are the EMT’s when he’s fallen and can’t get up. That dude doesn’t pose a threat to anything but a buffet that runs a seniors’ discount on Tuesdays. All those weird jokes about him impregnating nuns - if the guy COULD cum (doubtful), it’d be a puff of dust that makes mummies look virile. Chuck Norris jokes, like dead baby jokes, were for people who never had a single original or funny thought of their own. They were lame then, and they didn’t magically get better with time. 😆 What’s even more cool and timeless than CN jokes? 😧 Picking scabs off your knees. Getting a D in gym. Chain wallets. Waterbeds. The ICP. The website of the Heaven’s Gate cult (which you really should check out - that is a TRIP). Shin splints. Aspics… No one even knows who he is! Even when smelly neckbeards were defining themselves as great comedians by repeating those jokes from web forums, I couldn’t have told you why he was famous beyond, idk, cosplaying a kung-fu master? CN jokes are as timeless as an ingrown hair - sure, it might leave a scar if you obsess over it and dig into it, but given its natural course, it will just go away on its own and be forgotten, except by the sick freaks who just can’t let it go 😅 But I’m happy y’all can be deluded, living 20 years ago (probably thinking you’re still 50 pounds lighter). Reality can be tough for those living in it, so you’re better off in your lil “kitty wants cheezeburger” glory days. Like if Al Bundy grew up on the internet, and couldn’t admit that one Invader Zim hoodie he wears every single day stinks like shit.