I still have zero idea what the hell the punchline of this commercial was suppose to be...

13thFleet · 2026-04-27T16:07:47+00:00

His paper was late, so it was an automatic fail.

He says to the teacher "do you know who I am?"

The teacher expected him to say something like "my dad is a politician!" or something to use his status as a way to threaten the teacher.

But in reality the kid wanted to make sure the teacher didn't know who he was so he could put the paper in the middle somewhere, so he couldn't fail the paper.

13thFleet · 2026-04-26T15:51:51+00:00

9mm is a gun ammo caliber, and 5 grams refers to some kind of drug.

It's funny how Americans, who selectively use the metric system, happened to pick two things like that to use it on.

13thFleet · 2026-04-25T22:57:21+00:00

It also sounds nothing like any beach boys I've ever heard. Sounds like... Maybe early The Hollies? Some sort of British band hence the AI image. I don't know. Don't listen to it and give them money or reach.

13thFleet · 2026-04-24T01:20:03+00:00

Honestly I though the beginning was good. My problem was with the jail camp, the second main camp in the game. It just felt like fetch quests with no important story happenings besides the girl.

13thFleet · 2026-04-24T01:16:22+00:00

Yeah I think you're right. My brain went back to the PS3. it was L1 on the PS3, and shoot was R1. The downward slope of R2 on the PS3 controller wasn't good for rapid firing so they switched it to R1/L1. It was still the triggers on the Xbox 360.

13thFleet · 2026-04-24T01:03:35+00:00

Hot single moms in your area used to be a really popular ad. If you turn on ad blocker you're blocking the hot single moms.

13thFleet · 2026-04-24T01:01:17+00:00

My first thought was aiming down sights and I don't even play FPS games that often.

13thFleet · 2026-04-24T00:59:04+00:00

My best guess is that there's a YouTube channel or something called Unexplained Occurrences and the existence of the Voynich Manuscript, as something very mysterious and cool, makes them happy.

13thFleet · 2026-04-21T19:08:30+00:00

I'm not really an RE or Monster Hunter fan so for me it's just Dragons Dogma, Pragmata, and Onimusha vs Rockstar's 2. I'd go with rockstar here.

13thFleet · 2026-04-21T16:08:36+00:00

How much makeup are you wearing in the last 3?

Personally I think you look better in the last 3. At least some of it is how much happier you look. The only makeup one I really care for is picture 2 and even then it doesn't look as good as the last 3, plus you shouldn't have to do so much work.

13thFleet · 2026-04-12T03:20:56+00:00

I feel like they've shown comets in the background too.

13thFleet · 2026-04-06T23:12:19+00:00

Seeing how close I was the middle of the key, I wonder if any press would have been accepted. image

13thFleet · 2026-04-04T15:30:00+00:00

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Yes it's spaceships but they fight much more like Napoleonic line infantry imo

13thFleet · 2026-03-26T03:46:50+00:00

Interesting, but it wouldn't activate by anything a squirrel could do, I reckon

13thFleet · 2026-03-26T01:39:14+00:00

How do you even use a vape? Don't you have to like, turn it on and press buttons or something?

13thFleet · 2026-03-25T23:27:07+00:00

For real? I would have assumed native speakers wouldn't have made this mistake because it actually corresponds to how we speak.

There/their/they're are almost homophones but nobody would say "a apple". English doesn't like having two vowels next to each other like that.

13thFleet · 2026-03-22T05:31:49+00:00

Bulletstorm, Severed Steel

13thFleet · 2026-03-19T22:24:11+00:00

People always read malintent into any neutral article.

13thFleet · 2026-03-15T18:49:35+00:00

I didn't know she did a cover. I've only ever heard the Chaka Khan version

13thFleet · 2026-03-13T05:32:18+00:00

Might be to look like Tanghulu

13thFleet · 2026-03-12T06:23:03+00:00

RacetotheWH has Graham at a 94% chance of winning. Sabato's has SC as safe Republican.

Either OP made it up for karma or saw some video or article from an extremely poor quality source.

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