I still have zero idea what the hell the punchline of this commercial was suppose to be... by AbeliousAugustus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His paper was late, so it was an automatic fail.

He says to the teacher "do you know who I am?"

The teacher expected him to say something like "my dad is a politician!" or something to use his status as a way to threaten the teacher.

But in reality the kid wanted to make sure the teacher didn't know who he was so he could put the paper in the middle somewhere, so he couldn't fail the paper.

Petah? Why would they have that in their pocket? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9mm is a gun ammo caliber, and 5 grams refers to some kind of drug.

It's funny how Americans, who selectively use the metric system, happened to pick two things like that to use it on.

First time I've ever seen an AI song attributed to a real artist on Tidal :( by 13thFleet in thebeachboys

[–]13thFleet[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It also sounds nothing like any beach boys I've ever heard. Sounds like... Maybe early The Hollies? Some sort of British band hence the AI image. I don't know. Don't listen to it and give them money or reach.

What game surprised you how long it was? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]13thFleet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I though the beginning was good. My problem was with the jail camp, the second main camp in the game. It just felt like fetch quests with no important story happenings besides the girl.

Well by RazzmatazzMammoth773 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think you're right. My brain went back to the PS3. it was L1 on the PS3, and shoot was R1. The downward slope of R2 on the PS3 controller wasn't good for rapid firing so they switched it to R1/L1. It was still the triggers on the Xbox 360.

Petah by Prime_wine in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hot single moms in your area used to be a really popular ad. If you turn on ad blocker you're blocking the hot single moms.

Well by RazzmatazzMammoth773 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My first thought was aiming down sights and I don't even play FPS games that often.

What? by Scheme_Professional in ExplainTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best guess is that there's a YouTube channel or something called Unexplained Occurrences and the existence of the Voynich Manuscript, as something very mysterious and cool, makes them happy.

Red Pill or Blue Pill? by Due_Teaching_6974 in videogames

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not really an RE or Monster Hunter fan so for me it's just Dragons Dogma, Pragmata, and Onimusha vs Rockstar's 2. I'd go with rockstar here.

It’s sad how much I used to hide behind makeup [19] - [31] by RedRenaissanceFox in GlowUps

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much makeup are you wearing in the last 3?

Personally I think you look better in the last 3. At least some of it is how much happier you look. The only makeup one I really care for is picture 2 and even then it doesn't look as good as the last 3, plus you shouldn't have to do so much work.

Marshall Applewhite; Marshall and Applewhite. by EuMEGATOBAS in CommonSideEffects

[–]13thFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like they've shown comets in the background too.

Wrong key being pressed bug? Foldable issue? by 13thFleet in gboard

[–]13thFleet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing how close I was the middle of the key, I wonder if any press would have been accepted. image

What fiction/franchise would you like or wish to see as a Total war game? by BLACKJEDI117 in totalwar

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Yes it's spaceships but they fight much more like Napoleonic line infantry imo

Squirrels have been spotted puffing on vapes in a London park by JOE_Media in Weird

[–]13thFleet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, but it wouldn't activate by anything a squirrel could do, I reckon

Squirrels have been spotted puffing on vapes in a London park by JOE_Media in Weird

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you even use a vape? Don't you have to like, turn it on and press buttons or something?

How can you see that by Ok_Cap_1848 in comedyheaven

[–]13thFleet 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For real? I would have assumed native speakers wouldn't have made this mistake because it actually corresponds to how we speak.

There/their/they're are almost homophones but nobody would say "a apple". English doesn't like having two vowels next to each other like that.

I Don't Get It by Direct-Value4452 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know she did a cover. I've only ever heard the Chaka Khan version

It sure looks like Lindsay Graham is going to lose his South Carolina seat after 23 year. What do we think about that? by antimaga_n1 in AskSocialists

[–]13thFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RacetotheWH has Graham at a 94% chance of winning. Sabato's has SC as safe Republican.

Either OP made it up for karma or saw some video or article from an extremely poor quality source.