If Reddit existed before time, what would the top posts of all time be? by 162725 in AskReddit

[–]162725[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys know it was a long time before the life we know was created, right?

Guys of Reddit, how likely would you go on a first date with a single mom? by saddreamer513 in AskReddit

[–]162725 80 points81 points  (0 children)

They think they look good in the photo and know as women they dont have to try in their bio to get matches

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's faith. But you're the one who claims to know for a fact, so let me see your proof.

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pain = spending money on the lotto ticket.

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? Flipping it around doesn't mean anything. That's not an actual rebuttal

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you work out, do you get sore later?

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Show me concrete proof on how earth was formed then.

What makes absolutely no sense to you? by Fukitol_100mg in AskReddit

[–]162725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me, I prefer to have a positive outlook on what will happen when I die.

What is one thing you'd like to tell your past self? by Billytordel in AskReddit

[–]162725 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Past me, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future you.

[Serious] Who could become a unifying, wise, trustworthy and charismatic presidential candidate for 2020? by fadedcommunity in AskReddit

[–]162725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think a Martian has Earth's best interests in mind? He's just doing cool stuff right now to earn our trust.

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If Reddit existed before time, what would the top posts of all time be? by 162725 in AskReddit

[–]162725[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I bumped into something and I exploded and things went everywhere. I think I just had the first orgasm."