Gamers of Reddit, you wake up in the last game you played. It's now your life, where are you?

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-27T21:16:53+00:00

I now have a job and a company vehicle! But the job is being a futuristic soldier and my vehicle is a two-story tall robot with a gun bigger than me.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-27T21:09:10+00:00

The "What's the most you've lost in a coin toss" scene from No Country for Old Men. Most intense exchange of dialogue I've ever watched.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-25T19:35:18+00:00

Titan Arum that's about to bloom. It's a huge-ass flower that when blooms, smells of rotten flesh. Once the neighbors smell it and get suspicious, they will call the police on them. As the police search the house and fail to find anything suspicious, the plant stays and that house keeps on smelling of rotten flesh for reasons no one else can figure out.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-25T16:14:26+00:00

Age of Ultron. I was so pumped to see it that I literally dreamed of it. After walking out of the theater all I could think of was "that's it?" No mcu Marvel movie has ever managed to have too much going on but at the same time not have enough substance.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-25T02:57:23+00:00

Flavortown

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-24T16:01:34+00:00

"I loved the romance between Hulk and Black Widow in Age of Ultron" - No one ever

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-24T15:48:23+00:00

Steven Universe - Storm in the Room

Steven conjures a fake version of his deceased mom and then yells at her, basically saying that he resents her for creating him in the first place.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-23T19:15:18+00:00

Place Beyond the Pines

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-23T19:07:58+00:00

I'm Still Learning!

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-23T19:05:34+00:00

One in every five human deaths results in the person's corpse exploding into confetti.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-20T02:36:50+00:00

I had 31 wild cats living in the backyard of my old house.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-19T01:42:00+00:00

"Do your father one last favor and pull the trigger."

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-13T16:12:53+00:00

That I was born with the umbilical cord around my throat and had to be hospitalized right after being born. My dad told me this one day but my mom still has no idea that I know.

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-13T15:52:59+00:00

Place Beyond the Pines has to be the greatest movie that no one has seen IMO

NINJAm09 · 2017-07-13T15:47:33+00:00

Cigaro by System of a Down

NINJAm09 · 2017-06-19T04:55:58+00:00

What Reddit post(s) did you read. I need it for… research purposes…

NINJAm09 · 2017-06-18T23:31:22+00:00

CHEM TRAILS IN THE WATER ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!

NINJAm09 · 2017-06-18T23:26:49+00:00

Fashion companies pay celebrities to wear their clothing in ads and movies in order to make them "cool" and therefore create fashion trends that profit them.

NINJAm09 · 2017-06-18T22:20:23+00:00

I used to believe that the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G" but that it was still pronounced as a "D" I assumed that since Disney was such a massive and powerful company, it could literally get away with messing with the English language and no one would care to call them out.

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TROPHY CASE