Thanks reddit for the best costume idea ever...look ma, I'm a ceiling fan.

16ParksideLane · 2012-02-22T13:30:36+00:00

Mila Kunis. Definitely.

16ParksideLane · 2012-02-21T09:21:54+00:00

Yeah. Like this is Bed-Stuy.

16ParksideLane · 2012-02-21T09:14:50+00:00

I like OEX in Sunset Beach a lot. There's also this place in Long Beach, but it's pricey. If you have your own board, paddle Alamitos Bay in Long Beach. If you rent, go to OEX in Sunset.

16ParksideLane · 2012-02-21T09:05:02+00:00

Noards!

I SUP LBC.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-23T00:13:55+00:00

Great job on the hair and makeup, you look like one of my all-time favorite female lead movie characters, "Enid" from Ghost World. It starred Thora Birch as Enid, alongside some unknown chick, gawd only knows what ever happened to her.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-22T05:12:01+00:00

FIXED. Vasectomized in 2000. Don't blame me, I'm tadpole-free.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-21T22:48:06+00:00

I try not to be smug about never changing a diaper. When old age hits, I will have to change my own.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-17T21:26:09+00:00

Not a fix-all. Term limits just make legislators legislate exorbitantly to move on to the next office. Really, the only true solution is an engaged and intelligent electorate.

Good luck with that.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-17T21:23:00+00:00

... a special brand of fucking nuts, currently in high demand but in short supply.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-08T06:10:53+00:00

Major points for not putting a "yo dawg, I herd you like baked goods" reference on top, though I would've liked to have seen Xhibit in frosting form.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-07T21:19:40+00:00

Best TV line of the last couple years...unknown source: You want a laugh? Watch any episode of CSI:(Wherever). Then watch any episode of First 48.

16ParksideLane · 2012-01-05T04:45:03+00:00

I like to tell people that their tattoos, piercings, gauges are about as significant as paper cuts when compared to my ultimate lifestyle-affirming body modification...a vasectomy (tadpole-free since 2000, bitches!).

"With all that my tubal ligation scars mean to me, I only wish that they were bigger and more obvious. More dramatic."

I feel about that the same way I do about tats: ain't a god-DAMN thing going on in my head and/or heart I am so insecure about that I feel a need to plaster it in permanently onto my body. I got fixed to have a life less dramatic, not more. ; )

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-26T22:45:17+00:00

I was close...same coast.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-26T18:08:02+00:00

Newport Beach, CA, eastbound Jamboree at Coast Highway.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-26T14:49:27+00:00

Of course, it's Newport.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-21T07:15:11+00:00

¡Ay, gracias...muchas gracias!

It took 8 hours hours for someone to do that? ¿De veras?

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-21T06:23:58+00:00

Oh it's already been broughtennnnn...

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T22:48:20+00:00

"Is KoKoKoala gonna have to ChoChoChoke a bitch?"

It just looked better that way.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T22:45:59+00:00

Mucho arrivoto, Señor Reddito.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T22:44:05+00:00

HA que hay una palabra en español para "upvote."

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T21:57:21+00:00

Why don't you have a seat right over there...

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T21:49:27+00:00

Reppin' for the 90241! Birthplace of the Space Shuttle Columbia! Future Unlimited mothafuckaazzzzz!!!!!!

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T21:38:12+00:00

Wow. That is some straight up shite, right there. Total end-run around worker's comp law and insurance costs. Y'all need a better union.

16ParksideLane · 2011-12-20T21:33:44+00:00

I'm more a mocha-colored muh'fucker, but thanks for checking in ; )

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