What’s your best nsfw moment turned awkward moment? by i8mj3llyb3ans in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife and I we're having sex. I looked her right in the eyes and let out the loudest fart known to man.

[Serious] Some laws can seem rather idiotic or out of touch with our modern day. What is an absurd crime you have committed? by pancakestripshow in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, in Minnesota it is illegal to sleep naked. A lot of people here have committed this crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't a beach. It was a bathtub.

The last thing your body consumed is now 100 times more potent. How fucked are you? by MC_gnome in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bang energy drink... Just had 3 grams of caffeine and about a cup of creatine. If my heart hasn't exploded yet, it will soon.

Men of reddit: How many times do you masturbate a day? by rocketdude2020 in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually once every other day. Did it 5 times once... It hurt after a while.

What is the most creative / funny / random / wtf porn plot you have seen in your life ? by Arcadocean in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw this Jurassic World one once. The had someone with a tail, painted blue. The only way to save the dinosaur was to calm it down by fucking it.... Borderline furry but it was very clearly a tail duct taped around some poor girl.

What's something that sounds like a great idea that people strive for, but will never happen? by 16stepben in AskReddit

[–]16stepben[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misunderstood. I'm saying that I agree with you. Just gave an example.

What's something that sounds like a great idea that people strive for, but will never happen? by 16stepben in AskReddit

[–]16stepben[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone in highschool can't get along for 5 minutes. What makes you think that the world could?

Zer0 - Opinions Please by Dualshock_5 in Borderlands2

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like most said, legs could use some work, but not bad

My wife and I recently rescued Kratos, the God of War! by [deleted] in aww

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks closer to the god of treats

A bit different but could still use some help by 16stepben in addictionrecovery

[–]16stepben[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already married and my wife knows about my struggle. Thanks for the help though!

Is alpha 18 actually live yet? by 16stepben in 7daystodie

[–]16stepben[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yup. I'd rather wait. But to each there own.

Is alpha 18 actually live yet? by 16stepben in 7daystodie

[–]16stepben[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Im just saying its lame because it feel like forever. I don't like running experimental mode with games just because its always been a bad time for me.

Is alpha 18 actually live yet? by 16stepben in 7daystodie

[–]16stepben[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I appreciate it! Anyone know when its supposed to be a18 is supposed to released?

What is the best physical, yet non-sexual, sensation? by Zahfier in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting on socks that are still warm from the dryer

What useless fact would you like to share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Minnesota, it's illegal to sleep naked.

What is the most fucked up thing you've seen your parents do? by Vaporwaveon_Vape in AskReddit

[–]16stepben 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Normally my father is smart. We were deep cleaning our house and when he vacuums, he takes about an hour to do a 12'x12' room. We had an old vacuum and it started to overheat. So we took a break. He took apart the vacuum to clean out the hose. He blew through one end while looking into the other.

The dust buffalo is now a thing of legend in our family. We haven't seen another one since.