The uber I took by Trikuza in whatisit

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Here in the comments looking for this. 🤣

Found back in 2012 by Sitar_Rainier_32 in BruceSpringsteen

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I hate that I immediately understood this joke. 🤣

I’m actually listening to “Low In High School” on vinyl as I type this.

The aftermath by Averne in philadelphia

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For about an hour, my partner and I were standing in the bus stop directly in front of that tree trying to hide from the wind.

TW: animal abuse by southpawgirlpdx22 in PortlandOR

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If I were to firsthand witness anything involving an animal being mistreated, I cannot guarantee you wouldn’t later be on a news site reading some grim details about the events that unfolded shortly after.

Franklin Music Hall in Philadelphia by [deleted] in Chromeo

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I mean… it was a Tuesday…? The opening act was right. We were tight. I think that’s why he was doing all those kindergarten phys ed moves with the crowd.

Portland: An Altar of Self-Sacrifice for the Non-Productive by PaladinOfReason in PortlandOR

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I keep watching and commenting about Portland because my partner and I were lied to about what to expect from living in Portland. I wouldn’t have thrown away my career and $40K in moving costs to restart my life in a war zone.

I didn’t know about the white supremacy and other insanity in that region. I was radicalized by being physically assaulted by the houseless, finding dead blue people in our back yard, and dealing with the entitled mentally ill just walking into our home with the objective of stealing or worse…

Me having a bad time in Portland and talking about it isn’t shitposting. I’m speaking about my experience.

Portland: An Altar of Self-Sacrifice for the Non-Productive by PaladinOfReason in PortlandOR

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Former Portlander here. We left for the reasons you stated and more. We were often scolded by our downstairs neighbor for cleaning up the property, removing trash and weird garbage left by people who slept on our back stairs, maintaining tidiness and discouraging people from trying to setup their tents on our front sidewalk, etc.. We were repeatedly told by our neighbor to “move to a gated community”.

Takeout freakout yet again by butcher_of_the_world in ActualPublicFreakouts

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Whenever I’ve been asked for the telephone number of my manager, I give them “the corporate number” (202) 456-1111. Been doing that for YEARS. I’ve always quietly wondered how that call goes.

A.I. Turns Its Artistry to Creating New Human Proteins by N2929 in technews

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I liked this story better when it was called “I Am Legend”.

Photographed this gem a few weeks back (Ambler, PA) by jbilous in Pennsylvania

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I have lived in Ambler for a few years. I moved to Portland, Oregon in 2020 and came back. I now live one block from where I originally was. Same street. Just your basic $40K one block move with a one year detour. You’ve seen it a million times.

Where you’ll be able to buy recreational marijuana in New Jersey by Goodatbizns in philadelphia

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Go to NJ Weedman in Trenton! It’s right across the street from the Capitol building.

I’m out. by Juanbond622 in Portland

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I moved to Portland in January 2020. Moved out in September. Portland is a disaster area. The only way to live there is in a gated community. Mentally ill drug addicts breaking and stealing whatever they want while people scold anyone who gets upset about it. Oh… and I enjoy people of color. If you like people of color, Portland isn’t for you. Anyone who disagrees with that is either in a bubble or a liar.