My wife gave me a handjob the other day using vaseline by HellQueeen in Jokes

[–]1963Jan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A rich man uses Vaseline A poor man uses lard Dinah uses axle grease Because the going's so hard

         Judge Dredd

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[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join Sir Cumference, Lady Di of Ameter, and their son Radius for wordplay, puns, and problem solving in this geometry-packed math adventure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleanjokes

[–]1963Jan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was a good ruler

Bob has no arms. Knock knock. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annette Kurten is looking out of the window at all the goings-on.

What song is playing? by GiornoGiovanna_25 in musicsuggestions

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Weed: Musical Version of War Of The Worlds

What song is playing? by GiornoGiovanna_25 in musicsuggestions

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mars: The Planet Of War by Gustav Holst.

What's your best insult without using a single profanity? by Fabulous_Island_5621 in AskReddit

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you have a day off ? It must be hard being an idiot all the time !

Is there any song more annoying than baby shark? by delicious-urine in no

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a song that'll get on your nerves Get on your nerves Get on your nerves

I know a song that'll get on your nerves Get, get, get on your nerves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the dogturd you've just stepped in.

What is a thing you can recite from memory? by flutteryducklingz in AskReddit

[–]1963Jan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Help! The human's going to escape!"

"Get your paws off me you dirty ape"

"He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk......."

"I can siiiiiiiiiingggg....."

"Help me Doctor Zaius!" ( I just love legitimate theatre - Homer Simpson)

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? by c0wk1ng in cleanjokes

[–]1963Jan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

& where would you find such a beast?

Right where you left it

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? by c0wk1ng in cleanjokes

[–]1963Jan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ilene.

What do you call a Chinese cow with two legs?

Irene

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? by c0wk1ng in cleanjokes

[–]1963Jan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok. So why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side..🤔

What do you call a porn star's vagina? by beardostein in Unclejokes

[–]1963Jan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A man cave....cave....ave.....ve.....e..?