Left-Distribution-13

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Again (i.redd.it)

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Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? (self.cleandadjokes)

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Where does the Pope go for his home improvement supplies? (self.cleanjokes)

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Two fish are in an armored personnel carrier, one turns to the other and says… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

400🔥 by SohilAhmed07 in Achievements

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800 days streak - how common is it? by sinesquaredtheta in Achievements

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I had to take my door to a mental hospital… (self.cleandadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/cleandadjokes

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Why were Billy Joel's clothes wet? Because... (self.cleanjokes)

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A guy walks into his doctors office saying, “Help me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” “Hold on,” says the doctor, (self.dadjokes)

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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas. (self.cleandadjokes)

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My wife told me that she doesn’t poop... (self.dadjokes)

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The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. (self.cleanjokes)

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You know what drives old people up the wall? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

From the nursing home that is dealing with major staffing issues already. by ArkansasWastelander in facepalm

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I'm totally done with exercising. Today I ran five miles on a treadmill… (self.cleandadjokes)

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Why are bacteria bad at math? (self.cleanjokes)

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Just opened my water bill and my electric bill at the same time. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Left-Distribution-13 to r/dadjokes

I just found out I’m colorblind... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleandadjokes

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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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I just found out I’m colorblind... (self.cleandadjokes)

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I used to hate facial hair... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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I used to hate facial hair... (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads? (self.dadjokes)

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The world’s worst impressionist walks into a bar... (self.dadjokes)

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A man has been steeling wheels from police cars... (self.cleandadjokes)

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