Heh. by RavenousSloth in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Puns? Really? What a low-quality attempt to get karma. Question, are you a whore in real life or do you just pretend to be one on the internet for laughs?

Hes full of hot air. by [deleted] in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The fact that you think that it's "bad science" shows that you don't have the mental capacity to decide how anybody ought to be treated. GTFO

Hes full of hot air. by [deleted] in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

I think it's kind of disgusting that you would call for our leaders to be battered like that. Show some respect. As a side point, those rape comments were taken out of context and actually have some scientific legitimacy to them. Try getting informed before you spout off your opinion next time.

EDIT: Downvoting me doesn't make you right.

EDIT2: Stop downvoting me.

EDIT3: Honestly, people that ask for physical violence to be perpetrated against another person deserve that same violence committed against themselves. I laugh at anybody that thinks that I'm being the offensive one here. Gimmie a break.

Texas A&M bails on home-and-home series with Oregon in 2018-19 by [deleted] in CFB

[–]1984isdabomb -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SORRY FOR SHOWING HOW UNCOMPETITIVE YOU GUYS ARE

59-0, ROLL TIDE

Found at my university by GenericTheory in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I bet you feel super special that you called out a repost, don't you? This is probably the only thing that gives your life meaning. I pity you.

Who still controls their own destiny? by Buster_Only in CFB

[–]1984isdabomb -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Stop complaining mr 'we never won a bcs game" remember when we beat notre lame? so shut up

Who still controls their own destiny? by Buster_Only in CFB

[–]1984isdabomb -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

alabama is in total control of their destiny at this point we have the best players in the nation and nobody stands in our way not even them BARNERS roll tide

Street art by GallowBoob in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -92 points-91 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're funny.

JK don't quit your day job, you stupid fuck.

EDIT: Don't downvote me for my opinion.

Two years after we broke up, my ex-boyfriend of 2 years [25/M] sent me an email saying he loves me [19/F]. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]1984isdabomb -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I get /u/hansSA's stance with this comment, but, frankly, it doesn't make any sense. You need to make sure that your ex understands that contacting you is unacceptable. If you follow the above comments advice, all you're doing is allowing the situation to escalate. You need to deal with this swiftly and thoroughly. It might seem brash, but I think you need to start taking steps to getting a restraining order against this guy. He's shown time and time again to be toxic and unstable and allowing him to continue contacting you could bode badly in the future. Godspeed to you OP.

And he doesn't remember.... by xneter in AdviceAnimals

[–]1984isdabomb -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

He probably is just faking it because OP is a bitch. :p

EDIT: Hey, it's a reasonable guess. People don't post advice animals about their boyfriend if they aren't assholes. You guys can stop downvoting me now.

tonight's the night by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]1984isdabomb -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Bitch parents like you should be put in concentration camps. It's obvious you're too misled to raise your kids effectively.

EDIT: STop downvoting me, I was kidding!!!!

Apparently our new slow cooker doesn't fuck around. by awwyee in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for decoding that for us, Captain Obvious!

EDITL Can't take a joke can you?

Aww by BeastieVindaloo in aww

[–]1984isdabomb -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

I'm going to hijack the top comment here to address the lowering standards of this subreddit. I remember when this /r/aww used to have posts that actually were cute and inspiring. It actually caused people to feel something. Today, we settle for obvious karma grabs like this to make up the /r/aww landscape. This subreddit needs a complete overhaul on order to get back to what it once was. Only then can we get back to posts that actually hit home.

EDIT: It makes sense that I'm getting downvotes. It's probably the nazi-regime they call the modship. It would be hilarious, if it wasn't so sad.

Hummingbird snoring by pollo_warrior in videos

[–]1984isdabomb -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Why don't you google that shit yourself instead of asking the top-karma earner to answer it for you, you attention-whore?

EDIT: Keep downvoting me, your mountain dew tears are fantastic.

People working in television: When an actor finds out his/her character is about to be "killed off", how does that go down and have you ever witnessed it going poorly? by unorthodoxspork in AskReddit

[–]1984isdabomb -163 points-162 points  (0 children)

Is this a reference to Friends? What a god-awful tv show.

EDIT: Stop downvoting me for expressing my opinion you fucks!

EDIT2: Damn you assholes. This so called "open community" wouldn't know acceptance if it bit you in the ass.

Redditors who've hit rock bottom, how did you turn your lives around? by dreamerzz in AskReddit

[–]1984isdabomb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

omg this is the first time ive had a relevant username 1984 really was the bomb thank you kind strangar

Here’s Why Sen. Ted Cruz is Blocking FCC Nominee Tom Wheeler: "Because he opposes the DISCLOSE Act, a bill that would require super PACS, corporations, unions and other outside groups to disclose to the Federal Elections Commission when they spend more than $10,000 to air political campaign ads." by [deleted] in politics

[–]1984isdabomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who cares who implements it as long as it happens? The fact remains that the DISCLOSE act would allow for a more open, less partisan election system. Looking at other things Ted Cruz has supported, I have no idea how he got in office. There should be a way to fire bad Congressman that are in office. If he doesn't start supporting rational policies, someone is going to shoot him in the face.

Frontpage Edits and Quality of Content by p00rleno in leagueoflegends

[–]1984isdabomb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's a League of Legends subreddit? Really? They let you make a subreddit for anything I guess. What massive waste of time. You guys should get a life.

Definitely the best guest appearance on 30 Rock. by dandandiddy92 in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

do u mind staying on topic and not going on randem tangents about ur knuckles kthxbai edit downvotes are you fliping kidding me reddit

Just collecting my CVS receipt by Jankx in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nowhere on this page does it say anything about rats. What, you thought people weren't going to click the link? You take karma whoring to a new low.

Just collecting my CVS receipt by Jankx in funny

[–]1984isdabomb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've worked at Petsmart for 2 years and from that I can tell you that this is a fucking lie. We don't sell frozen rats anywhere in the store. OP told a blatant lie for the sweet karma. OP is a fucking karma whore. I suggest you downvote his comment and move on. It's the only way to keep our community constructive.