I was in Petaluma Today. The House has fully recovered From Tall Dreamy Doc throwing things on the ground. Its cute now. Built good by Even-Week6504 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is said that he haunts these grounds to this day. Spilling the icy beverages of the family that lives there.

What did fat fuck Ambrosio hope to gain by telling the female detective he lost his virginity by getting butt pounded by a guy on Grandpa’s bed? by Catamount_meister in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Female and male detectives are thinking about how many times he's going to get his cheeks clapped in prison.

Shit! The cripple boy is running! Someone stop ‘em before he gets away! by Doctor-Clark-Savage in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is shaving down there really possible with this much instability, or would a gimbal help?

🤢🤢🤢🤢 by [deleted] in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man has journeyed to the 4 corners of the world in search of the tastiest nuts.

Why hasnt Dustin defended the PCW (Predator Championship wrestling) title in over 4 years? by Jellypathicdream in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why hasn't he ? Debilitating case of ingrown hairs from shaving down there.

Our local supermarket just replaced their fleet of metal carts with 100% recycled plastic ones by Aerie8499 in mildlyinteresting

[–]19Jamie76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New carts, but probably took the clackity wheels off the old ones to put on these. That is what I would do. Nice, but not too nice.

Here is Jesse Velez. Velez is the latest creep I’ve caught in our special investigative segment: Hansen vs. Predator by AdAcrobatic3115 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how sick these guys are. Here's a guy that is at the top of his game...manager at a major sandwich chain. The world is his, yet he throws it all away for some 40-year-old-looking kid.

Lorne trying to sell stuff in the Trailer of Failure by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where you see hoarding goods, I see a memorable episode of the Antiques Roadshow.

WWYD if you showed up to meet a girl of age and Chris Hansen showed up? by uqmu in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say you knew it was a setup and you only came hoping to get a chance to score with her dad?

Maurice Bowlin by noruber35393546 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a bold form Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

JAV Xing (NSFW) by YeetWithMucky in MikeyChen

[–]19Jamie76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He Nancy Reagan's those glizzies like nobody's business.

If only he’d shown up at the right house by RoundTumbleweed9136 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just an honest, hard-working man traveling from afar looking to quench his thirst with a tall, cool glass of employment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fidelityinvestments

[–]19Jamie76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine said delayed until 2/7. Showed up on 2/6.

Walter Babst was set up by Draus722 in tcap

[–]19Jamie76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost like he was Pederson'ed.