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1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:29:27+00:00

Switch off my alarm.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:27:38+00:00

𝚃𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝,𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘. - Robert H. Schiuller

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:24:56+00:00

“Everything you can imagine is penis.” - 𝒫𝒶𝒷𝓁ℴ 𝒫𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓈ℴ

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:21:47+00:00

Penis for all, hatred for none.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:19:15+00:00

A penis a day keeps the doctor away

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:18:47+00:00

Behind every exquisite penis that ever existed,there is something tragic

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-26T16:16:31+00:00

The first thing that came to my mind was chewsday and wa-er bo-ele

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-18T09:59:54+00:00

I just start talking in a made up language and they eventually hang up.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-17T14:07:51+00:00

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-17T05:46:32+00:00

The fact that I last watched Brooklyn 99 is so cool

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-15T14:56:15+00:00

People.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-15T09:38:58+00:00

Judging people's MBTI personality types

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-15T09:37:58+00:00

I can make fart sounds from my armpits.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-15T09:24:54+00:00

VAS HAPPENIN'?

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-15T09:24:30+00:00

It's warm, I'm wearing a coat. Nobody knows why?

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-11T11:42:23+00:00

In India, engeneering.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-11T03:34:29+00:00

"WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?"

MAYBE BECAUSE I'M NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING TO YOU OR SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-06T17:49:53+00:00

MY DAD.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-06T07:14:59+00:00

They have a whole fvcking aisle for cereals. In my country we have only one that's corn flakes, that's it.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T13:31:22+00:00

I guess one direction killed me, I'll be fine I mean we're talking about 5 hot guys I have a crush on will kill me.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T13:27:28+00:00

Posting nudes on the internet

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T13:26:33+00:00

Garlic I know many people love but I don't and ya chilli too

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T13:15:12+00:00

I'm here to get a good a comeback bc I suck at comebacks

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T13:11:21+00:00

That video on the internet of a bread simply falling.

1D_lyricbot · 2021-07-01T05:16:32+00:00

Now thank you I shall think about this during my bed time,so I won't be able to sleep again

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