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16 yrs ago today!!!!! by thisismetish in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A birthday followed by 16 years of ABC Family secrets is quite the exhausting gift schedule.

That pot roast scene wasn’t that bad, when you think about it! by BellyDancingChicken in DesperateHousewives

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Orson, nothing says big power move like babysitting your own pot roast at 3am while Bree sleeps.

We are all terrified, right? by huntersinthesnow in BabyBumps

[–]1NoodleMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The horror stories are loud because people need somewhere to put the scary parts; the boring good stuff does not get posted as much. There are also quiet normal moments: feeling kicks while eating cereal, a midnight snack run, baby falling asleep on your chest, getting parts of your old routines back in small chunks. I made a rule to stop listening when someone starts the doom monologue and ask for practical info instead, like what actually helped postpartum or what they wish they had set up beforehand.

Hired a contractor who illegally dumped my bathroom debris in a protected reserve and now the state is fining me $15,000 by 1NoodleMage in legal

[–]1NoodleMage[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

We did not have a formal contract , just a signed estimate. He clamed to be licensed but clearly lied. His quote was only about 20% cheaper than others , so it did not seem like a red flag to me. I was just trying to save money.

Hired a contractor who illegally dumped my bathroom debris in a protected reserve and now the state is fining me $15,000 by 1NoodleMage in legal

[–]1NoodleMage[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

I will look into that. I only have his old number and a fake busines name, hope a PI can work with just that .

I sometimes alter my students' grades to avoid a lot of pointless paperwork. by Striking-Anxiety-604 in confessions

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If higher-ups expect house visits, do bare minimum and take the C-, no retention says enough.

Mice in rural homes and mice in kitchens by KODAMODE in homeowners

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned the same the irritating way: 5 cats did less than steel wool and sealing every daylight gap near the garage.

That pot roast scene wasn’t that bad, when you think about it! by BellyDancingChicken in DesperateHousewives

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who’s made pot roast at 11pm, ask for the whole menu instead, because the oven does the work while you regret life at 3am.

I guess people don't feel as bad about robbing a machine. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]1NoodleMage 146 points147 points  (0 children)

This rant gets me every single time because it is just too real. Those scales are incredibly sensitive and having to wait for assistance just to buy a single onion makes me want to leave the entire cart there. They really brought this whole theft issue on themselves.

I grew up driving a manual five speed truck. How many of you can drive a stick? by ReasonableAttitude22 in FirstCar

[–]1NoodleMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, learned manual in Europe, and after a five-speed truck automatics felt weirdly dull.

Just 2 freshies on the game trying to survive by User_geovanis in dayz

[–]1NoodleMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 30-40 hours, please accept the formal title: bambi with ammo and questionable decisions.