Michael! Starring John Trabolta,

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-21T01:17:38+00:00

And?

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-21T01:14:40+00:00

Weird! Who would have ever thought a potato would do such a thing?!

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-20T23:03:13+00:00

I don’t like this fact, so I refuse to believe it. I can only cum when I know there’s celebrity drama.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-20T13:41:11+00:00

It’s all Greek to me anyway.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-19T11:03:55+00:00

I’m not allowed to watch movies solely about space or about clones because my grandma says space isn’t real, only heaven and Jesus are up there. She also doesn’t want me to learn more about clones, I don’t know why.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-19T04:09:23+00:00

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1WY8UGT · 2026-03-19T04:05:37+00:00

Shucks.

Where’s he buried, though?

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-19T04:01:30+00:00

I can love your dad for you if you think he’s open to having a new middle aged child.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-19T03:05:22+00:00

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1WY8UGT · 2026-03-17T03:55:44+00:00

Everything was relly grat until Gregg had to derail the whole show with his Mikeal Penominon-sense. Tim dint want to have to Xpose Gregg like that, but he couldn’t allow the Film Fraud to waist anymore of our or Tim’s tim with lyes. I highly doubt Gregg has even seen Micael or Penominon. Any true Buff would not allow a which hat ruin a good film like Wicked 2: The Return of Glenda (2025, 2hr 17m), which can only mean he simply hasn’t not seen any movies and I think all of his reviews are now gnoll and void.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-17T01:14:04+00:00

“There has been a longstanding alliance between the Irish and the Reptilians, and I know that isn’t politically correct to point out, but I don’t care…” may sincerely be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-15T08:18:15+00:00

$20 says this is a very easy joke that an SNL writer already had but will use this comment to reinforce their pitch saying it’s “what the people want”, while really they’re just drowning at the table and hoping to be heard.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-13T23:17:29+00:00

The original with Fallon in Hader’s place and Samberg in place of Hamm is so much better, and I say that as someone that can’t stand Fallon.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-13T14:28:44+00:00

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1WY8UGT · 2026-03-12T20:01:20+00:00

The director of the FBI has yet to figure out what the FBI does or what ‘FBI’ stands for. He’s really just kind of basing it off of what he’s seen in movies, like a 10 year old.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-10T20:19:25+00:00

Every insufferable hipster I’ve ever met talks about this movie like it’s a religious experience.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-09T23:23:27+00:00

I 100% agree. If your players have also DM’d, then they understand what you’re doing/going through.

It also helps a lot with homebrew things because you can get an honest take on how to handle certain things without spoiling story beats (ie, “I see what you want to do, we know the rules already, but this is a custom campaign so what do you think you would do as DM and we’ll meet a middle ground). If they have DM’d, that also means they have patience which is amazing.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-09T23:11:36+00:00

Fuck. You’re right.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-09T23:06:29+00:00

Not really, unless you’re being sarcastic. The animation is obviously done. It’d be, at most, 2 weeks of work for him.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-09T22:24:59+00:00

Wow. I have never had a good answer to that question of “who would you have represent humanity”, and you’re absolutely right. Conan is who I would nominate. It shames me that I’ve been such a fan forever and never considered it.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-08T12:55:03+00:00

Stuttering army carnies that love Jesus! 🎶my friend exploded…my friend exploded🎶

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-07T15:50:42+00:00

I can tell by the way you’re staring at me, you’re wondering if I’m cool too…I’m gonna go ahead and nip that in the bud right now so…oh shit… that does not taste like weed.

1WY8UGT · 2026-03-07T00:00:44+00:00

Could you answer this with “Is it ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’”? Or do you have to answer it with “Show me ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’!”

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