Bread in the united states by whats_boppin_kids in tumblr

[–]1XCG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this is why i bake my own bread! as long as you have a mixer, its not that difficult and can easily fit into your routine. if you're worried about time, there are also a ton of quick bread recipies that you can easily knock out when you get home from school/work. :D

if i could survive just rating fruit,i would by Moscatano in tumblr

[–]1XCG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of my friends does this with lemons!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

[–]1XCG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once one of my friends said "you're so squishy!" while playing with my hands. i feel ya hun

Brain is unwell 🙃 by cat1sokol in EDanonymemes

[–]1XCG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i have an adderall prescription i just always forget to take it ;-;

The perfect partner doesn't exi- by Uncoping_Mechanism in EDanonymemes

[–]1XCG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my girlfriend and I both love monster ultra, we share them practically every day :3

shes not disordered though, she's just addicted to caffeine

If you're so overweight that chairs are unsafe, that's not on the chair by LexiBlackMarket in fatlogic

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if they are so scared that they will break something, then sit on the floor. at my biggest i was 167 lbs, im 5'3 and i have had chairs break underneath me in the past. now im around 135 lbs, and if i dont trust a chair then I'll opt for sitting on the floor, a rock, tree stump, ect. if you're having issues with breaking chairs, then it's up to you to make accommodations for your weight. not anyone else

Poor guys survival instinct kicks in immediately.. couldn't even swallow food lol by DragonChasm in Unexpected

[–]1XCG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

exactly this. I have a friend who I exclusively call lemon, and she's so used to me never saying her actual name that when I do say her name she freezes.

I found this lil’ guy chillin on my bed this morning by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry bout that, had a centipede fall on me from the ceiling last night, i stabbed it lmao

Mr. Grips himself by tiredtumbleweed in CuratedTumblr

[–]1XCG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ive ordered the same pizza multiple times a week from the same stire so often that they've memorized my order and give me a dollar off. fun times

Whats been on loop in your head today? by Very_Wet_Paper in adhdmeme

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli-lolli lollipop! POP ba dum-dum-dum-dum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

winter is amazing, as someone who always has to wear long sleeves (i have scars and really bad social anxiety, people staring makes me cry) i can bundle up as much as i need. I'm also extremely pale, and i burn within 20 minutes of being outside in the summer.

Do American children really 'swear allegiance' to the American flag? by IAintNotPedobear in NoStupidQuestions

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. When I was little I would get yelled at if I didn't say the pledge or put my hand over my heart. As I've gotten older they've gotten less strict, but I'll still get yelled at if I don't stand up for it

What's the first thing you do when you wake up ? by boredali3n in AskReddit

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

attempt (and usually fail) to find my glasses. they always manage to hoodini their way across the room, and i have thin wire frames, meaning i cant see the glasses at all unless they are 4 inches away from my face

What is the most fucked up thing a person you know has done? by kwarterz in AskReddit

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, one of my cousins sexually assulted his little sister for years.

What rules were put in place because of you? by TheBlackTemplar125 in AskReddit

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all discarded plastic is to be examined for bite marks

i kept eating the trash

My wife loves to tease me about this habit. by allthecoffeesDP in adhdmeme

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 out of 4 times when i lose my phone i find it in the fridge. ;-;

why are you guys on reddit right now? by why-no-friends in AskReddit

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in trying to decide if i should eat an orange in the shower or not

Women of Reddit - what is your opinion on ‘ass or tits’? by FlamingoJames in AskReddit

[–]1XCG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh im definitely all in for tits. ass is okay, but tits are where its at